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One of the times I played GURPS, I took the wealth advantage...the GM hinted i would have to do taxes at some point in the future for my character....Needless to say the game didn't last long.
 

I can see it, college romates..one ask the other to help fix the printer then BAM super villain origin

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Printers are the best evidence yet that machines will attempt to destroy humanity -- mostly passive aggressively.
I had to print something for the first time in awhile the other day.

<Printer spends 10 minutes warming up, aligning heads, pre-print maintenance cycle>

<Please put paper in printer>

D’oh! (Put paper in printer)

<Printer spends another 10 minutes re-warming up, aligning heads, pre-print maintenance cycle because the paper tray opened>
 

This morning, my daughter found a hard ginger cough drop on my wife's bedside table and asked if it was a treat. My wife said, "No, you wouldn't like that." She held it for a while longer, then said to herself in a stage whisper, "It has to be yummy. It's possssssibly yummy? It has to be yummy."

She's three, by the way.
Followup: My daughter did, in fact, like the hard ginger cough drop.
 



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