Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

Sounds like Thanksgiving dinner at my mom's house.

"My doctor says that I need to (medical advice), but I saw a video that says I should (dubious and/or harmful clickbait). What do you think, my Not-A-Doctor offspring?"
My dad does that a bit, too, but with things he prints out from news sites ("news" sites) and WebMD. The main difference is that he (1) doesn't care what I think and (2) tells me how he's printed it out so he can tell his doctor all the ways he's wrong. For the former, I'm not an MD, so maybe that's reasonable -- all I really have to say is maybe you should listen to your doctor, but if you don't want to do that, just ask them about it. For the latter, one of the unexpected "treats" of watching my father age has been learning that he's a real piece of work. It's been enlightening.
 

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Nope, but I did learn that 'no' is apparently not a socially acceptable answer if someone asks if they'd be a good parent.


Tell them you're absolutely certain that they'll raise a typical member of modern society... :p


Brings to mind the question:
"If tomatoes are fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?"

Sign near the cookie table in the store at a local orchard...

"Flour comes from a plant.

Sugar comes from a plant.

Chocolate comes from a plant.

A cookie is a salad."

Save me from white people tacos.

Well, see, there's the problem. If you want authentic Mexican tacos, you have to make them with authentic Mexicans...

(¿Yo Soy-lent Green?)

:p
 


I had a new doctor ask me (first time ever) how I felt about vaccines yesterday. It felt very weird.

The relief on the doctor and nurses faces when we told them at the pediatrician's office that we planned to do the usual recommended schedule of vaccines for our daughter after she was born was also notable for me. The doctor even said, "I'm really glad you are choosing to do so." Yikes!
 




My dad does that a bit, too, but with things he prints out from news sites ("news" sites) and WebMD. The main difference is that he (1) doesn't care what I think and (2) tells me how he's printed it out so he can tell his doctor all the ways he's wrong. For the former, I'm not an MD, so maybe that's reasonable -- all I really have to say is maybe you should listen to your doctor, but if you don't want to do that, just ask them about it. For the latter, one of the unexpected "treats" of watching my father age has been learning that he's a real piece of work. It's been enlightening.

My always feeling on this is "If you're not going to listen to your doctor, why bother to go to one?"

(Not that doctors can't have blindspots. My current GP happened when my prior one (many years ago) refused to believe a particular medication had a known side effect, apparently because the main medical reference he used at the time didn't have it, even though you could find reference to it online on multiple medical institute and college sites (when I went to my current doctor, his immediate reaction was "Oh, no, we never prescribe that; its side effects are awful. Let me find you something else.") He was blinded by the fact the drug did do its primary purpose well.)
 


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