Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?


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Oh, sure, you people are all "pineapple on pizza is fine!" But where were you when I wanted to put dill in ice cream?
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OK, what are all you people doing with these popcorn buckets? Do you have a special popcorn bucket room for them or something?

When my kids were younger, we used to get surprisingly good reuse out of them. IIRC, we had a really nice Rogue One metal popcorn bucket that was the designated Hot-Wheels-like toy storage. And there were a couple (I think Sonic the Hedgehog) that were staples of the "beach/sand toys" collection for a while.
 



Would you do it? I'd certainly think about it but given some of the people I know, I doubt anyone would bat an eye

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I used to think about a Viking funeral, but there’s laws that prevent them. Sky burials wouldn’t fly in urban America. And Thai funeral strippers, “Dark Secrets” or faux mafiosos just didn’t seem to suit me.

But then I considered having a tall, gaunt man wearing a tattered dark suit, archaic sunglasses, a top hat with a snakeskin band & long feathers, and snakeskin boots as my sole pallbearer, toting my ashes to the gravesite in a Gretsch White Falcon…
 

I used to think about a Viking funeral, but there’s laws that prevent them. Sky burials wouldn’t fly in urban America. And Thai funeral strippers, “Dark Secrets” or faux mafiosos just didn’t seem to suit me.

But then I considered having a tall, gaunt man wearing a tattered dark suit, archaic sunglasses, a top hat with a snakeskin band & long feathers, and snakeskin boots as my sole pallbearer, toting my ashes to the gravesite in a Gretsch White Falcon…
That sounds like Alice Cooper.
 

I used to think about a Viking funeral, but there’s laws that prevent them. Sky burials wouldn’t fly in urban America. And Thai funeral strippers, “Dark Secrets” or faux mafiosos just didn’t seem to suit me.

But then I considered having a tall, gaunt man wearing a tattered dark suit, archaic sunglasses, a top hat with a snakeskin band & long feathers, and snakeskin boots as my sole pallbearer, toting my ashes to the gravesite in a Gretsch White Falcon…
Performed by a Geoffrey Holder look-alike, obviously.
 



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