RPG Evolution: Solving the Gnome Problem

I previously mentioned how I’ve never quite solved adding a halfling culture to my campaign. But I’ve got gnomes all figured out, and it starts with the Guilds of Florence.

Picture courtesy of Pixabay.​

What the Heck is a Gnome?​

TVTropes sums up the challenge with strictly defining gnomes in the entry "Our Gnomes Are Weirder":

In the greater modern pop consciousness, gnomes are pretty well-defined. Specifically, garden gnomes: tiny (anywhere from two or three inches to a yard high), long white beard, jolly demeanor, and a big pointy (or maybe floppy) red hat. Often seen shilling for vacation deals. The problem becomes greater in Dungeons & Dragons and other role-playing games, where they share conceptual space with at least two other "short" races, dwarves and halflings. As a result, gnomes tended to go unnoticed and forgotten in D&D settings; in fact, they were explicitly referred to as "the Forgotten People" in Forgotten Realms.

A Short History of the Gnome​

The word gnome comes from the Renaissance Latin "gnomus," which was coined by Swiss alchemist Paracelsus. He uses the term to reference one of four elemental, specifically as earth-dwelling beings eighteen inches high and very taciturn:

Paracelsus, a Swiss alchemist, philosopher, physician, botanist, astrologer, general occultist, and the credited founder of toxicology, derived the term gnome from the Latin gēnomos, which itself was from the Greek γη-νομος, that literally means “earth-dweller"...Paracelsus classified gnomes as small, humanoid earth elementals, whom he described as two spans high, very reluctant to interact with humans, and able to move through solid earth as easily as humans move through air. Paracelsus also considered gnomes the most important of the diminutive spirits, which is high praise from a noted alchemist and founder of toxicology.

Gnomes were later used in poetry in the 18th century:

...presented as small, celestial creatures which were prudish women in their past-lives that now spend all of eternity looking out for other prudish women. (Now that’s juicy.) The 19th century saw gnomes come alive by authors who presented them in fairy tales, albeit used mostly synonymously with goblins. Finally, in the late 1800s the gnome started to get his due. Famed poet William Cullen Bryant contrasted gnomes to elves. They were later used to satirize materialism, likened as subterranean creatures that guarded treasures of gold buried within mountains.

In J.R.R. Tolkien's Arda​

Although gnomes weren't a part of the Fellowship, they did indeed exist in Tolkien's Middle-Earth. The term was used briefly in The Book of Lost Tales to describe the races of elves that would become the Noldor. "Gnomus" has a lot in common with the "gnosis" which is why the term was used to reference the elves, Noldo meaning "The Wise" in Quenya.

Because gnomes were traditionally identified with many of the characteristics of dwarves, they are often confused with them: short, underground dwellers. Similar to the confusion between "goblin" and "orc" (between The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings).

For that reason Tolkien dropped the term, concerned that the similarities would confuse readers. However other folkloric names would persist, although Tolkien eventually segregated Elves" and "Dwarves" (he did replace "Goblin" with "Orcs" after the publication of The Hobbit).

In Dungeons & Dragons​

In Dungeons & Dragons, Gnomes first appear in Chainmail, grouped with dwarves. They appear as monsters in Blackmoor as living in "air-enclosed cities on the bottom connected to the surface by tunnels." Gnomes didn't appear as a playable race until the advent of Advanced Dungeons and Dragons:

Later on I added gnomes to D&D to broaden the choices for non-human PCs, as I did in AD&D. This was done because a number of players, myself included, were tired of having so many dwarves, elves, and halflings in the group of adventurers.

Gygax went on to explain that he created gnomes to fill a gap between Halflings and dwarves – specifically a demihuman spellcasting alternative to elves. He cited the gnome illusionist as being the primary role for gnomes. Gnomes changed over time in D&D, with technology assigned to gnomes as part of what makes them unique. TVTropes explains:

That began to change with the Dragonlance setting and the tinker gnomes of Mount Nevermind: descendants of humans cursed by the god of the forge for being petty and small-minded, the minoi shunned magic in favor of the sciences, particularly engineering... and were completely incapable of approaching these rationally, compelled to make everything they built as complicated and Goldbergian as possible, and valuing failure above success because you couldn't learn anything new once you'd got it right. Tinker gnomes were played for pure comedy, and proved fairly popular. Since then, engineering prowess has become a recurring trait for gnomes in various universes. Some of them are as inept as the original tinker gnomes, but other versions are actually much more competent.

Gnomes Today​

The association with technology has become most prevalent in World of Warcraft:

Gnomes in World of Warcraft (and, briefly, in Warcraft II) are heavily based on Dragonlance tinker gnomes; they have advanced technology all the way up to nuclear reactors in a world where most other races are still fiddling with steam engines (not that it really matters that much, 'cause Rock Beats Laser whenever needed).

I ended up positioning my gnome culture as originally winkies, transplants from Oz who were forced into servitude by larger humanoids to churn out their inventions. Now free, they are highly suspicious of anyone larger than them, and use their clockworks to act as go-betweens with the outside world. Their highly capitalistic culture is based on a rigid guild hierarchy inspired by Florentine guilds in which each guild’s specialty is a point of family pride and social status. They liberally use mercenaries, known as condottiere, to do their bidding, pitting them against each other in games known as calcio. It’s also an excuse to run gameshow style competitions for player characters and adds some justification for the inclusion of the artificer class.

With a few tweaks, my gnomes became bureaucratic, capitalistic, slightly paranoid, and constantly scheming to push their art to extremes in the hopes they can climb their social ladder (e.g., the Bakers Guild creates bread golems and build gingerbread houses, the Metalworkers Guild makes powered armor, the Tinkers Guild makes firearms, etc.). It's worked well for my current adventure and my player is enjoying playing her gnome artificer.

Your Turn: How have you fit gnome culture into your campaign world?

 

[Mind of tempest]

My problem with gnomes is that the ancestry seems linked to a very specific kind of character class.
A) Short person who is a druid. OR
B) Short person who is a tinkerer.
Of course you could just have a halfling who is a druid or a dwarf who is a tinkerer (or any other combination).
Gnomes came to the party late and are redundant. It's better to just make them a subset of halflings and be done with it.

honestly, gnomes are far more usable as a small race than halflings, halflings are a thing that is just a leftover from an older age of fantasy, my appendix is more useful for me the halflings will ever be.

 

[LuisCarlos17f]

Tinker gnomes are perfect if you are willing to add magitek or some steampunk touch in your world, but if you want something closer to sword & sorcery, then there the gnomes are like the shorter version of "Jem & Holograms" singing bardcore, they wouldn't fit very well with the grimmdark tone.

I imagine gnomes being slavered by the giants, escaped toward the feywild. There they faced the fomories, giants who were living in the Feywild for a long time by tainted by fault of a Lovecraftian cult from the Far Realm. Gnomes acquired a "feytouched" traits, and their used their new gifts to escape to the material plane as new refugees. Their culture is in the middle between elves and dwarves, and they are very useful in the diplomatic relations between boths because they can understand their radically point of view.

Halflings are wellcome in the noble feuds because they are good vassals if the lords are honorable. Halflings are very honest and peaceful, they don't cause troubles, and if the new lord is a tyrant, they "vote with the steps", they travel to a new places where they can feel confortable. The weak point of the halflings is they are too typecasted into "stealth" classes as rogue. The trope of halfling rogue has been abused for a long time, and then it has become more boring than an episode of Spiderman in the middle of the dessert. Halflings need more flexibility to can play with no-stealth classes.

 

[Mind of tempest]

Tinker gnomes are perfect if you are willing to add magitek or some steampunk touch in your world, but if you want something closer to sword & sorcery, then there the gnomes are like the shorter version of "Jem & Holograms" singing bardcore, they wouldn't fit very well with the grimmdark tone.

I imagine gnomes being slavered by the giants, escaped toward the feywild. There they faced the fomories, giants who were living in the Feywild for a long time by tainted by fault of a Lovecraftian cult from the Far Realm. Gnomes acquired a "feytouched" traits, and their used their new gifts to escape to the material plane as new refugees. Their culture is in the middle between elves and dwarves, and they are very useful in the diplomatic relations between boths because they can understand their radically point of view.

Halflings are wellcome in the noble feuds because they are good vassals if the lords are honorable. Halflings are very honest and peaceful, they don't cause troubles, and if the new lord is a tyrant, they "vote with the steps", they travel to a new places where they can feel confortable. The weak point of the halflings is they are too typecasted into "stealth" classes as rogue. The trope of halfling rogue has been abused for a long time, and then it has become more boring than an episode of Spiderman in the middle of the dessert. Halflings need more flexibility to can play with no-stealth classes.

so you just reinvented 4e gnomes by accident.

halfling either needs to go all in on being sneaky so they have stealth everything or have a more diverse list of options that work well for one or the other.

 

[R_Chance]

all these years of @James Gasik blaming a poor innocent pizza!

If leftover pizza could do that... my college days would have been a lot different

 

[James Gasik]

If leftover pizza could do that... my college days would have been a lot different

While I can't confirm pizza-related delusions, I can verify that leftover jalapeno cheeseburger sliders from White Castle do have hallucinogenic properties.

 

[Crimson Longinus]

I guess halflings and gnomes being separate would bug me less if they were at least related. Like if gnomes were Feywild affected halflings or something. Similar relationship like the elves and the eladrin have.

 

[Mind of tempest]

While I can't confirm pizza-related delusions, I can verify that leftover jalapeno cheeseburger sliders from White Castle do have hallucinogenic properties.

how good arw the hallucinations? I want to know if there could be a market for this?

 

[James Gasik]

how good arw the hallucinations? I want to know if there could be a market for this?

Well, there's a few factors to consider. First, sliders are only delicious when fresh and when it is some amount of time after midnight.

Second, to achieve maximum potency, you have to leave them in the fridge for a couple days, then microwave them back to an edible state.

Third, consume. Then go to sleep and have bizarre dreams.*

Fourth, deal with the known aftereffects of consuming sliders, which will involve frequent and uncomfortable visits to the little adventurer's room.

*I haven't collected data on this, since I didn't want to repeat the experience, but consuming copious amounts of Mountain Dew to wash down said sliders may be required. I stopped drinking the stuff years ago, even before I found out I was type 2 diabetic, so I couldn't repeat this experiment even if I was so inclined.

 

[Oncewasbenji]

is the name for the warforged hive mind Skynet?

Given that warforged were originally empowered by by the trapped combined souls of fey and now they are all multiple personality suffering neurotic, maybe I can fit 'the sky net' as a name for the the thing keeping the souls from getting home....

 

[Chaosmancer]

Gnomes were the first race I really went all in on re-writing the lore for, alongside the Yuan-Ti. But, from the various media I've engaged in if you want gnomes to "work" in your setting you only need two things.

1) A willingness to have renaissance or steampunk technology in your gameworld
2) Allow the gnomes to be competent.

I remember one gnome NPC I came up with who was a shut-in, and so had rigged his house with pnumatic tubes powered by wind magic. The tubes allowed for things to be delivered into or out of his house without him needing to meet people, and he had speaking tubes to talk to them if they insisted. Pretty simple, but very "gnomish" as most other races wouldn't make something like that.

But for my homebrew world, I went a bit deeper.

Spoiler: Origin of Gnomes

I went back to the creation myth for Gnomes about Garl Glittergold laughing and gnomes springing from gemstones. I was looking for a way to integrate the "Lost Sisters" and when I read the account I noticed something odd. It had said that Garl led the gnomes through deep caverns until they exited from the Golden Hills. The Golden Hills are the Gnomish heaven.

Now, it was possible this was a mis-print or something, but it got my attention and gave me a view of Gnomes that is utterly unique. Then I just looked back at my tendency to pair races with an "enemy" or a "threat" and came up with the following.

Garl before he was Glittergold worked for the Slaadi Empire, a cosmic spanning empire which has taken on the role of an "Elder Evil" in that it destroyed and stripped its original world and has set out into the strangeness of the Far Realms to find other worlds to plunder. Unlike the Hive Mind of the Illithid or the existence of the Deep Father, the Slaadi are individuals, but their birth requires the insertion of specialized gemstones into a creature. Some slaadi have evolved into terriyfing forms, but the vast majority of them are the "Red" and "Blue" Slaadi, which are their foot soldiers. However, the Slaadi in traveling the Far Realms heard of a strange force called "magic" and that it offered immense power to those who wielded it. They sought this power and found it greatly enhanced their soldiers, and they hungered for more.

Garl was tasked with researching this magic, finding a way to tap into it so that the Slaadi did not need raids and captives, but could manipulate the force directly. And Garl, the master researcher he was, figured it out. And the beauty of the rainbow lights he created as he first dipped into magic caused him to burst into laughter, the first joyous laughter that had been heard in the halls of the Slaadi fortress for millenia. This caused the magic to surge, infecting the gems of the unborn Slaadi that he had been tasked with. But it also opened his eyes. This wondrous force would be nothing more than a battery to the Ruling Council, and would be destroyed as they destroyed everything. They could never get his research. And then the first gnomes started stirring in their gems.

Garl and the firstborn gnomes fled, traveling dark paths through the Far Realms. Places where sight was impossible. And, as more gnomes were born into this darkness, Garl taught them of magic, of wonder, and most importantly, he never let them see themselves. With magic in their veins and walking through the malleable reality of the Far Realms, the gnomes lost their original selves, and became as we see them today. And when their journey came to an end, they exited into the Prime Material plane. A place of beauty and wonder. A place so beautiful, and so full of endless mysteries that the gnomes never wished to leave, and so their Goddess of Death constructed a device, and locked gnomish souls to this plane.

This world, this endlessly shifting and swirling world of magic, ideas, and other races, is the Gnome's heaven. They are a race of joy, because how could they not be joyous in this place? Some turn to the natural world, hoping to explore everything that every plant and beast has to offer, boiling together concotions and mastering illusory magic so to hide and observe, or display their findings to others. Others turned to physics, the math of the world, which to their crystal-minds is a joy and at times a hilarious joke, and they take those theories and turn them into realities, like taking a dream and working it from stone and metal and wood.

And they make weapons. Because Heaven is under siege by forces that would destroy it, and so they must protect this world, lest they lose it forever.