Suggest to me: Weird sidekicks for teen investigators

[Incenjucar]

A Brave Little Toaster with a clown phobia.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Daphne is a glamour bard.

“Omigod! For sure, for sure!”
She’s a glamour bard, and there is no cure.

 

[Duke_]

“Omigod! For sure, for sure!”
She’s a glamour bard, and there is no cure.

Now we need a Scooby Doo version of Valley Girl lyrics, like the Valley Elf lyrics in Dragon Magazine issue #whatevertheheckitwas.

Also, I would love to hear what FZ would have to say about the world today.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Also, I would love to hear what FZ would have to say about the world today.

Most likely, “I told you so.”

(As would George Carlin.)

 

[LordEntrails]

(As would George Carlin.)

A walking-talking watermelon with the voice of George Carlin!