Survivor 5e Artifacts: LUM LUM LUM LUM LUM

[Harzel]

Book of Exalted Deeds 10-2=8 Actually, I changed my mind. This should go first, then that IMoLtM

BoED will die on its own. If we do not quash the madness now, it will keep rising to the top like some loathsome oil slick and end up fouling the beaches of ENWorld (i.e., winning this Survivor thread). I mean, there are people here literally chanting its praises!

LUM?

LUM LUM LUM LUM LUM.

(Which is weird, because I'm pretty sure the Machine is actually just a clown car that will come puttering and tooting down the street, and when it stops and the doors open, 101 gnome paladins hop out.)

 

[Harzel]

Infernal Machine of Lum the Mad 21 + 1 = 22 Lum? Lum! Lum? Lum! Lum? Lum!

@CleverNickName
Like I said...

 

[Harzel]

Axe of the Dwarvish Lords 10 + 1 = 11
Blade of Avernus 17 - corrected for faulty arithmetic (@OB1 Pay attention in math class you should. )
Eye of Vecna 22
Hand of Vecna 23
Infernal Machine of Lum the Mad 22 - 2 = 20
Orrery of the Wanderer 18
Ring of Winter 13
Staff of the Forgotten One 13
Sword of Kas 22
Wand of Orcus 15
Wyrmskull Throne 15

 

[Ed_Laprade]

Axe of the Dwarvish Lords 11 +1 = 12
Blade of Avernus 17
Eye of Vecna 22
Hand of Vecna 23 -2 = 21
Infernal Machine of Lum the Mad 20
Orrery of the Wanderer 18
Ring of Winter 13
Staff of the Forgotten One 13
Sword of Kas 22
Wand of Orcus 15
Wyrmskull Throne 15

 

[Tyler Do'Urden]

Axe of the Dwarvish Lords 12
Blade of Avernus 17
Eye of Vecna 20
Hand of Vecna 21
Infernal Machine of Lum the Mad 21
Orrery of the Wanderer 18
Ring of Winter 13
Staff of the Forgotten One 13
Sword of Kas 22
Wand of Orcus 15
Wyrmskull Throne 15

 

[OB1]

corrected for faulty arithmetic (@OB1 Pay attention in math class you should. )

And post before my morning coffee, I should not, for my ally is the caffeine, and a powerful ally it is.

 

[werecorpse]

Axe of the Dwarvish Lords 12+1=13
Blade of Avernus 17-2=15
Eye of Vecna 20
Hand of Vecna 21
Infernal Machine of Lum the Mad 21
Orrery of the Wanderer 18
Ring of Winter 13
Staff of the Forgotten One 13
Sword of Kas 22
Wand of Orcus 15
Wyrmskull Throne 15

...and when did the Machine of Lum the Mad become Infernal?

 

[StormbringerAUS]

Axe of the Dwarvish Lords 13
Blade of Avernus 15 + 1 = 16
Eye of Vecna 20
Hand of Vecna 21
Infernal Machine of Lum the Mad 21
Orrery of the Wanderer 18
Ring of Winter 13
Staff of the Forgotten One 13
Sword of Kas 22
Wand of Orcus 15 - 2 = 13
Wyrmskull Throne 15

 

[Yardiff]

Axe of the Dwarvish Lords 13+1=14
Blade of Avernus 16
Eye of Vecna 20
Hand of Vecna 21
Infernal Machine of Lum the Mad 21
Orrery of the Wanderer 18
Ring of Winter 13
Staff of the Forgotten One 13
Sword of Kas 22
Wand of Orcus 13-2=11
Wyrmskull Throne 15

 

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