Tabletop Gaming News for Wednesday, 24 April, 2013 [DARK DUNGEONS THE MOVIE! Plus the world's WORST

[h=3]Announcing the 2013 ENnie Awards Guest Presenters[/h]
Every year, the ENnies is honored to have guest presenters who have contributed so much to make the RPG industry strong and thriving, as well as just plain fun. This year’s guest presenters are no exception and we are excited to have them be a part of the ceremony.

The four guest presenters will be:

  • ENnie Award winning designer and writer Ben McFarland
  • ENnie Award winning designer and writer Kirin Robinson
  • Former designer, editor, and brand manager for D&D, and current Head of Production for Epic Level Entertainment, Cindi Rice
  • The one and only Dungeon Bastard himself, Bill Cavalier

We hope to see you there on the evening of August 16 at the Union Station Grand Hall!

[h=3]Pathfinder RPG News[/h]

  • Paizo's editorial intern Cassidy gives us a sneak peak at Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Chronicle of the Righteous. "I know that many of you are anticipating Chronicle of the Righteous, which introduces the forces of good and covers over 50 empyreal lords, mystery cults, and celestial beasts. While you'll have to wait until late May for the full book, Wes has agreed to share a preview of what's to come with Chronicle of the Righteous's cover boy, Ragathiel, General of Vengeance. Enjoy!"

[h=3]Roleplaying Games News[/h]

  • Ars Magica is to be released in Spanish.
  • No more Marvel RPG: Margaret Weis confirms that there will be no further book in the series: "And in Marvel news… the economics of licensing a tie-in product is always something we have to weigh carefully. We brokered an admittedly ambitious license with Marvel. Our first event, CIVIL WAR, was successful and well received, but it didn’t garner the level of sales necessary to sustain the rest of the line. We’ve learned from this and are taking a very different approach with the other licensed properties we’re bringing out to you in the next three years. We believe we created a great game. Those of you that have supported us have been terrific, and we appreciate you. But, unfortunately, we will not be bringing any new product out under the Marvel line. We know this affects our customers. Those that have pre-ordered Annihilation will receive a full refund or a credit worth 150% of their Annihilation order to use on existing or future product."
  • The Expanded Battle Scion is an "arcane paladin" type class for Pathfinder - full base attack bonus, limited spell access (to arcane spells instead of divine) and a small set of interesting, flavorful special abilities. Pubblished by Kobold Press.
  • The Dungeon Bastard has joined the championing ranks of Kickstarter crowdfunding projects. Called The World's WORST Dungeon Crawl, Bill is setting out to prove how easy DMing is by making the world's WORST campaign totally AWESOME. "You’ve played the best, now conquer the WORST! Enter the Flaming Deathpits of the Minotaur Mage! An official DUNGEON BASTARD adventure!"
[video=youtube;fDt0g9ADq10]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDt0g9ADq10[/video]​

[h=3]Dungeons & Dragons News[/h]

  • Cutter Comic, Part 3 by Jon Schindehette -- "Cutter, the comic, is coming to stores near you this month, and Jon has chosen to focus on it for the next few weeks. This week, Jon talks to David and David, the artists, about this comic."

[h=3]Community News[/h]


[h=3]Boardgaming News[/h]


[h=3]Other News[/h]

  • Back in the 80s, Jack Chick was a prolific anti-D&D campaigner who claimed D&D was evil. He even had a comic strip in which he claimed that D&D players learned real spells, belonged to secret cults, were in danger of suicide when their characters died, and more. That comic strip was called DARK DUNGEONS and a "middle manager" named JR Ralls has managed to obtain video rights to the comic strip; he intends to make DARK DUNGEONS: THE MOVIE. He's running a Kickstarter project to fund it, but he explains it best himself on the Kickstarter page. This isn't a comedy or a parody; JR Ralls intends to literally make the movie of the comic strip and treat the source material seriously. As he says, "... if the idea of seeing a movie where all the anti-RPG arguments above are made with every last drop of drama and conviction I can wring out them appeals to you, then I want you to invest today and make this movie a reality."

470640.png
 

log in or register to remove this ad


I think it is absolutely, 100% impossible to make this movie and it NOT be a comedy. It might be the most unintentionally hilarious movie ever made, even more so than the Twilight series. Worthy of the full ridicule of the MST3K crew.
 

Tabletop Gaming News for Wednesday, 24 April, 2013 [DARK DUNGEONS THE MOVIE! P

I think it is absolutely, 100% impossible to make this movie and it NOT be a comedy. It might be the most unintentionally hilarious movie ever made, even more so than the Twilight series. Worthy of the full ridicule of the MST3K crew.

Of course. The idea is that the comedy won't be added by the film maker - it will speak for itself.
 


Tabletop Gaming News for Wednesday, 24 April, 2013 [DARK DUNGEONS THE MOVIE! P

I watched the Dark Dungeons Kickstarter video, and I still can't tell whether the guy behind this is for or against RPGs...

Jack Chick was against them. The video maker is for them.
 

I'm really joyous that those who work in the “dens of iniquity" you who are laboring from the inside of _Big Gaming_ (all for the purpose of exposing the "industry of evil" OF COURSE!) are willing to support this worthy endeavor by your insider knowledge and / or props.

Thanks very much for posting this here. Whatever the rest of you can do to spread my kickstarter link to Facebook, twitter, any forums you belong to, would be _much_ appreciated. This is very much a niche product so anything that can be done to get the word out to those who would appreciate it is vital.

Thanks again for your support,
JR
 

MWP dumping Marvel is a bit of a shock. Especially as their second Event was already released as a PDF and was likely about to go to the printer. A real 11th Hour change.
And the PDFs vanish at the end of the month.
Given we only saw two of the promised three events (and at a much slower pace) sales must have been a little slow.

Still, the game was okay but I wasn't a huge fan of the presentation.
The basic rules were really tied to the New Avengers story which was "meh" at best and the whole line was really mired in a particular time period rather than a generic version of the Marvel universe and the majority of the content was focused on a single storyline published half-a-decade ago. It was tricky to run the game as a generic Marvel game and emulate the movies or the Avengers cartoons, which are arguably much more popular than the comics.

The absence of 95% of the villains in the universe also made the game hard to run. What this game needed most was a Monster Manual.

I also wonder how much the economics of scale impacted the game. Because the basic rulebook was to be reprinted in the Event books, I wonder how many people planned to wait until their prefered Event was released. Or if the game would have sold better had they not halved the sales of books by essentially publishing two competing products.
 

It has to be noted here that Jack Chick has absolutely NO credibility among us fundamentalist Christians. His doctrinal stands are ridiculous and he is known for mixing truth and lies, with a dash of hyperbole-as-literally-true. Mostly, it is an irritation to me, because when I tell gamers I am a Christian, I have to spend the next 20 minutes explaining about why Chick is a CINO (Christian In Name Only).

For the record, there is a legitimate point in the whole "don't let it consume your life", but this expands to all forms of entertainment and even vocation. When a person gets as deeply into a RPG as some people do, it is not demon worship; it is idolatry. But that doesn't get as much attention.
 

It seems to me that most of his founders are D&D players who just want to see how hilariously ignorant the movie turns out to be. Good as it can be, I was afraid too many people would take it at face value.( I almost wrote seriously here, but I don't want to offend the genius behind this.)

And... Welp, I'm sold. Can't wait!
 
Last edited by a moderator:

Related Articles

Remove ads

Remove ads

Top