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<blockquote data-quote="Lazlow" data-source="post: 2320596" data-attributes="member: 24242"><p>For Wystan (again):</p><p></p><p>[sblock]<smiling><span style="color: Green">"My wonderful lady, I see that you have stocked your shop with at least some of the items that I feel that I will need..."</span></p><p></p><p>She turns to look at you, returns your smile, and says, <span style="color: Orange">"Indeed! I-"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: green">"Now lets see here, a nice purple, and a green, and a red, and a blue, and a black.....I need a few of each of these colors in different shades in your best fabrics."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Orange">"Certainly, I-"</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Green">"I am looking to create uniforms for a new guard and I was thinking that stylish would help to outfit the look that they need.</span></p><p></p><p>At the mention of uniformS - as in more than one - she smiles warmly, folds her arms in front of her thoughtfully, and listens patiently.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Green">"Now I see silks and such, but those would hardly hold up to rigors. so I am looking for a good silk and wool or cotton blend with just the right amount of give and stbility. I also need to get a few needles and a wide range of threads. I am also hoping that you would have a few hat forms and such. Now see this green is simply delightful and would make a good sash to offset the purple robe that you are wearing."</span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Orange">"Oh... Zis old zing? Ah, ha ha ha. Dahlink, I have just the fabrics for you, right here."</span> She directs you to a certain section of the shop where several sturdy-looking fabrics in many colors are on display.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Green">"Oh yes, and I also need a good measuring tape and some scissors and a needle holder and straight pins and an embroidery hoop and some embroidery thread and possibly some collar stiffeners and a few lacy pieces for one of our members..."</span></p><p></p><p>She looks up a moment and her right eyebrow shoots up impossibly high, seemingly in an attempt to slither up her forehead and hide in her hair. She narrows her eyes to slits and starts to say something - but stops short as you begin talking again: </p><p></p><p><span style="color: Green">"I will also require the hire of a boy to carry this for me to Grey Mistrel for lodging. Hmmmm, do you happen to have any needles that are magic and can assist me in speeding up the tailoring that I will need to do to get these done? Or know of a mage that can assist me in speeding up my work?"</span></p><p></p><p>Her other eyebrow decides to calmly go after the other, more skittish one, and slowly makes its way up there to sit next to it for moral support. Her eyes widen slightly, and a her lips curl into a devilish smile.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Orange">"Magic needles?"</span> she chuckles. <span style="color: Orange">"A mage? Ooohhhhh, dahlink, dahlink, dahlink... You need look no furzer."</span> She raises her arm, snaps her fingers, and suddenly her once-purple robe erupts in a swirling miasma of chromatic chaos. She snaps her fingers again and the rainbow disappears, replaced by the exact shade of green that you suggested earlier to her for a sash.</p><p></p><p>Abruptly, she turns her back to you and stamps her foot. <span style="color: Orange">"But I cannot pozzibly azzizt you until next month. No no no no no, dahlink, for I am far too busy. My life, it iz chaoz. Most crazy I vould be to offer unto you my services."</span> She shoots you an impish glance over her shoulder and says in a very, very quiet voice: <span style="color: Orange">"Zo azk me now before I again become zane..."</span> She turns back, turning her nose up in the air once again in defiance, but keeps one eye on you expectantly.[/sblock]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Lazlow, post: 2320596, member: 24242"] For Wystan (again): [sblock]<smiling>[COLOR=Green]"My wonderful lady, I see that you have stocked your shop with at least some of the items that I feel that I will need..."[/color] She turns to look at you, returns your smile, and says, [COLOR=Orange]"Indeed! I-"[/COLOR] [color=green]"Now lets see here, a nice purple, and a green, and a red, and a blue, and a black.....I need a few of each of these colors in different shades in your best fabrics."[/color] [color=Orange]"Certainly, I-"[/color] [color=Green]"I am looking to create uniforms for a new guard and I was thinking that stylish would help to outfit the look that they need.[/color] At the mention of uniformS - as in more than one - she smiles warmly, folds her arms in front of her thoughtfully, and listens patiently. [color=Green]"Now I see silks and such, but those would hardly hold up to rigors. so I am looking for a good silk and wool or cotton blend with just the right amount of give and stbility. I also need to get a few needles and a wide range of threads. I am also hoping that you would have a few hat forms and such. Now see this green is simply delightful and would make a good sash to offset the purple robe that you are wearing."[/COLOR] [COLOR=Orange]"Oh... Zis old zing? Ah, ha ha ha. Dahlink, I have just the fabrics for you, right here."[/COLOR] She directs you to a certain section of the shop where several sturdy-looking fabrics in many colors are on display. [COLOR=Green]"Oh yes, and I also need a good measuring tape and some scissors and a needle holder and straight pins and an embroidery hoop and some embroidery thread and possibly some collar stiffeners and a few lacy pieces for one of our members..."[/COLOR] She looks up a moment and her right eyebrow shoots up impossibly high, seemingly in an attempt to slither up her forehead and hide in her hair. She narrows her eyes to slits and starts to say something - but stops short as you begin talking again: [COLOR=Green]"I will also require the hire of a boy to carry this for me to Grey Mistrel for lodging. Hmmmm, do you happen to have any needles that are magic and can assist me in speeding up the tailoring that I will need to do to get these done? Or know of a mage that can assist me in speeding up my work?"[/COLOR] Her other eyebrow decides to calmly go after the other, more skittish one, and slowly makes its way up there to sit next to it for moral support. Her eyes widen slightly, and a her lips curl into a devilish smile. [color=Orange]"Magic needles?"[/color] she chuckles. [COLOR=Orange]"A mage? Ooohhhhh, dahlink, dahlink, dahlink... You need look no furzer."[/COLOR] She raises her arm, snaps her fingers, and suddenly her once-purple robe erupts in a swirling miasma of chromatic chaos. She snaps her fingers again and the rainbow disappears, replaced by the exact shade of green that you suggested earlier to her for a sash. Abruptly, she turns her back to you and stamps her foot. [COLOR=Orange]"But I cannot pozzibly azzizt you until next month. No no no no no, dahlink, for I am far too busy. My life, it iz chaoz. Most crazy I vould be to offer unto you my services."[/COLOR] She shoots you an impish glance over her shoulder and says in a very, very quiet voice: [COLOR=Orange]"Zo azk me now before I again become zane..."[/COLOR] She turns back, turning her nose up in the air once again in defiance, but keeps one eye on you expectantly.[/sblock] [/QUOTE]
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