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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Cyrinishad" data-source="post: 6999355" data-attributes="member: 6808925">Why not just split the difference and rationalize to yourself that Nezram is the one regaling his tales while at the Yawning Portal?Nezram: "All you adventurers have it easy these days! You think that Undermountain is the ultimate dungeon?! You just kick back have a few brews and hop down a hole in the floor! Back in my day I had Walk between Worlds, Uphill, Both Ways to find a decent Dungeon! There was this one dungeon on a world called Oerth..."Adventurer: "Earth? I've never heard of it..."Nezram: "I said Oerth not Earth! Don't distract me or I'll start ranting about the Imaskari abducting Egyptians and Babylonians through Portals..."Adventurer: "What the heck is a Baby Loon?"Nezram: "Oh, to the Nine-Hells with it! I'm tired of this nonsense, I'm going up to room to go to sleep..."Adventurer: "Phew, any more wizard ramblings and I was going to fall asleep in my Mead-Mug... Maybe that's why they call this place the Yawning Portal..."</blockquote>