Well. That was certainly a film.
I wouldn’t call it a good film. But it was definitely a film.
I found it quite exhausting. CGI monster fight after CGI monster fight after CGI monster fight. Only two human faces in the whole thing—Sigourney Weaver in a bit part and the warlord they nabbed in the first half. Well, I suppose we saw Pedro’s face for a couple of minutes when they took his helmet off briefly. Otherwise, it’s all CGI aliens and a puppet. It’s almost an animated film.
Which is fine. But it probably makes the movie skew too hectic and cartoony for my tastes. Two thirds through I was checking my watch.
For me, a contender for worst Star War yet (not counting Holiday Special). Then again Rise of Skywalker is still out there, so they vie for last place. Oh wait, Attack of the Clones. The three can fight it out on a CGI monsterfest.
The worst thing though is that nothing happened. It ends in the same place it began with no effect on the Star Wars universe. And yes, I suppose small siloed stories can be fine, but they have to also be good.
Ah well. Lots of explosions and CGI monsters. My nephew will love it, I’m sure.
I wouldn’t call it a good film. But it was definitely a film.
I found it quite exhausting. CGI monster fight after CGI monster fight after CGI monster fight. Only two human faces in the whole thing—Sigourney Weaver in a bit part and the warlord they nabbed in the first half. Well, I suppose we saw Pedro’s face for a couple of minutes when they took his helmet off briefly. Otherwise, it’s all CGI aliens and a puppet. It’s almost an animated film.
Which is fine. But it probably makes the movie skew too hectic and cartoony for my tastes. Two thirds through I was checking my watch.
For me, a contender for worst Star War yet (not counting Holiday Special). Then again Rise of Skywalker is still out there, so they vie for last place. Oh wait, Attack of the Clones. The three can fight it out on a CGI monsterfest.
The worst thing though is that nothing happened. It ends in the same place it began with no effect on the Star Wars universe. And yes, I suppose small siloed stories can be fine, but they have to also be good.
Ah well. Lots of explosions and CGI monsters. My nephew will love it, I’m sure.








