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<blockquote data-quote="DnDChick" data-source="post: 513737" data-attributes="member: 54"><p>The Paladin</p><p>by DnDChick</p><p>(The the tune of Piano Man)</p><p>(apologies to Billy Joel)</p><p></p><p>We were all at a door to the dungeon delve</p><p>To decide who would get to go in</p><p>When the ranger he sat right down next to me--</p><p>On his face was a greedy-eyed grin.</p><p></p><p>He says, "Son can you go down that corridor</p><p>Though I'm not really sure where it goes </p><p>But it's dark and it's deep</p><p>And I'd make that leap</p><p>If I wore a fighting man's clothes" </p><p></p><p>Lalela Lalelaa Lala Lalelaa La </p><p></p><p>(Chrous) </p><p>Pull out your sword you're the paladin</p><p>Pull out your sword tonight </p><p>'Cause we're all in the mood for a dungeon delve</p><p>And we are all too scared to fight! </p><p></p><p>Now Jonan the bard is a friend of mine </p><p>He dedicates songs to me</p><p>Although he's got my back when the ogres attack</p><p>There is someplace that he'd rather be </p><p></p><p>The fighter says, "This ogre's killing me" </p><p>As he ducks a blow from a mace</p><p>"Well, I know I could finance a castle now</p><p>If I could get out of this place" </p><p></p><p>Oh Lalela Lalelaa Lala Lalelaa La </p><p></p><p>Now Pal is a cleric with healing spells</p><p>And to be a good man he strives</p><p>Now he's muttering chants as he wets his pants</p><p>But at least he can save all our lives.</p><p></p><p>And the rogue she is practicing sneak attacks</p><p>As the wizard just flips through his books</p><p>As I mount up my steed and give orders to lead</p><p>The barbarian gives dirty looks. </p><p></p><p>(Chrous) </p><p>Pull out your sword you're the paladin</p><p>Pull out your sword tonight </p><p>'Cause we're all in the mood for a dungeon delve</p><p>And we are all too scared to fight! </p><p></p><p>It's a pretty good fight for a dungeon delve</p><p>And the DM he gives me a smile </p><p>'Cause he knows that it's me that hits zero h.p.</p><p>While the others stand back for a while.</p><p></p><p>And the monster's blood flows like a waterfall</p><p>As I battle the beast without fear</p><p>But when I dispatch the brute and it comes time to loot</p><p>They say "Man what are you doing here?" </p><p></p><p>Oh Lalela Lalelaa Lala Lalelaa La </p><p></p><p>(Chrous) </p><p>Pull out your sword you're the paladin</p><p>Pull out your sword tonight </p><p>'Cause we're all in the mood for a dungeon delve</p><p>And we are all too scared to fight! </p><p></p><p><img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DnDChick, post: 513737, member: 54"] The Paladin by DnDChick (The the tune of Piano Man) (apologies to Billy Joel) We were all at a door to the dungeon delve To decide who would get to go in When the ranger he sat right down next to me-- On his face was a greedy-eyed grin. He says, "Son can you go down that corridor Though I'm not really sure where it goes But it's dark and it's deep And I'd make that leap If I wore a fighting man's clothes" Lalela Lalelaa Lala Lalelaa La (Chrous) Pull out your sword you're the paladin Pull out your sword tonight 'Cause we're all in the mood for a dungeon delve And we are all too scared to fight! Now Jonan the bard is a friend of mine He dedicates songs to me Although he's got my back when the ogres attack There is someplace that he'd rather be The fighter says, "This ogre's killing me" As he ducks a blow from a mace "Well, I know I could finance a castle now If I could get out of this place" Oh Lalela Lalelaa Lala Lalelaa La Now Pal is a cleric with healing spells And to be a good man he strives Now he's muttering chants as he wets his pants But at least he can save all our lives. And the rogue she is practicing sneak attacks As the wizard just flips through his books As I mount up my steed and give orders to lead The barbarian gives dirty looks. (Chrous) Pull out your sword you're the paladin Pull out your sword tonight 'Cause we're all in the mood for a dungeon delve And we are all too scared to fight! It's a pretty good fight for a dungeon delve And the DM he gives me a smile 'Cause he knows that it's me that hits zero h.p. While the others stand back for a while. And the monster's blood flows like a waterfall As I battle the beast without fear But when I dispatch the brute and it comes time to loot They say "Man what are you doing here?" Oh Lalela Lalelaa Lala Lalelaa La (Chrous) Pull out your sword you're the paladin Pull out your sword tonight 'Cause we're all in the mood for a dungeon delve And we are all too scared to fight! :) [/QUOTE]
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