What would you do if you woke up and everyone had a tail?

[Whisper-Kitten]

Would there now be greetings akin to a handshake? New social etiqute? What would yours look like? Fashion accesories for it? Mine would be orange and super fluffy.

 

[Umbran]

Would there now be greetings akin to a handshake? New social etiqute?

Not instantly, no. In the short term, there's be a lot of people whose pants no longer fit...

I would be less concerned with any greetings and social etiquette, and far more concerned with the question of how this physiological change was imposed on everybody, everywhere, all at once. The implications of that are staggering.

 

[Kaodi]

Not instantly, no. In the short term, there's be a lot of people whose pants no longer fit...

I would be less concerned with any greetings and social etiquette, and far more concerned with the question of how this physiological change was imposed on everybody, everywhere, all at once. The implications of that are staggering.

Start with launching a global search for one handed monkeys.

 

[Umbran]

Start with launching a global search for one handed monkeys.

I am sorry, but if that was a reference, it went over my head. Which is probably good, given what monkeys often throw...

 

[jian]

I’m concerned about the options. Dog tail, cat tail, fox, bear, monkey, squirrel even - I think we can work with those. But what about the more problematic options? Scorpion? Salmon? Ankylosaur?

 

[Kaodi]

I am sorry, but if that was a reference, it went over my head. Which is probably good, given what monkeys often throw...

The whole monkey's paw thing about wishes with a curveball. Though I am leaning a bit more on the fact that monkeys also have tails than the curveball part. My full meaning is that finding a one handed monkey might be a useful place to start sleuthing for a culprit.

 

[Whisper-Kitten]

I’m concerned about the options. Dog tail, cat tail, fox, bear, monkey, squirrel even - I think we can work with those. But what about the more problematic options? Scorpion? Salmon? Ankylosaur?

A furry animal tail.

 

[MGibster]

I suppose I'd figure out who our new furry overlords were and get in their good graces.

 

[Whisper-Kitten]

I suppose I'd figure out who our new furry overlords were and get in their good graces.

 

[TwoSix]

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