What would you do if your cat sauntered into the room...

Whisper-Kitten · Wednesday at 12:10 AM

Wearing half plate, a sword strapped to their back, a map of some sort in their mouth, and a potion that they somehow toss you with their tail. Along with a head gesture that indicates you need to join them?

Nixie.DM · Wednesday at 3:47 AM

Whisper-Kitten said:
Wearing half plate, a sword strapped to their back, a map of some sort in their mouth, and a potion that they somehow toss you with their tail. Along with a head gesture that indicates you need to join them?

After the initial "wth am I schizophrenic?" Probably adventure with the cat, ngl

Byrd · Wednesday at 7:55 AM

Whisper-Kitten said:
Wearing half plate, a sword strapped to their back, a map of some sort in their mouth, and a potion that they somehow toss you with their tail. Along with a head gesture that indicates you need to join them?

"[Redacted] Donut!"

Dannyalcatraz · Wednesday at 8:45 AM

What would I do? Help them storm the castle, of course!

Shades of Eternity · Wednesday at 12:03 PM

First, I would ask her why?
If satisfactory, I'd say have fun storming the castle.

Umbran · Wednesday at 2:44 PM

I'd make my save vs the illusion, because my cat is a mad scientist working on a teleportation device, not a pseudo-Medieval adventurer.

Koloth · Wednesday at 3:38 PM

Considering that I don't have a cat, might be time to consider this a first contact situation. Plus have a talk with the dog about her extreme lack of early warning.