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<blockquote data-quote="ShdowDmon" data-source="post: 3539375" data-attributes="member: 52359"><p><strong>Giants in the Earth 2007: The Burger King</strong></p><p></p><p>[imager]http://www.geocities.com/shdowdmon/bk-jesus.jpg[/imager]</p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">THE BURGER KING</span></p><p><em>"..."</em></p><p></p><p>Pal 8 / Brd 20 / FbR 10*</p><p>Lawful Good</p><p></p><p>STR 12</p><p>DEX 16</p><p>CAL 4512 **</p><p>INT 14 *** </p><p>WIS 26 ***</p><p>CHA 32 ****</p><p></p><p>BAB +18, FRY +2251, REF +3, WILL +8</p><p></p><p>FEATS</p><p>Cleave, Combat Reflexes, Enormous Carnival Head (FbR prestige class waives Enormous Plastic Head prerequisite), Extra Turning, Leadership, Power Attack, Silent Spell</p><p></p><p>CLASS ABILITIES</p><p>Bardic Inspiration (The King's got your back), Bardic Fascination (save DC +6 due to Enormous Carnival Head), Edible, Noble Title, Prima Nocta, First Taste Is With the Eyes</p><p></p><p>SKILLS</p><p>Diplomacy +8, Hide +18, Intimidate +23, Listen +12, Hear -8, Move Silently +18, Spot -4</p><p></p><p>EQUIPMENT</p><p>Circlet of Charisma +4 (crown, already included in stats), Masterwork Dagger, Royal Vestments (as noble outfit, PHB p 131), Tanglefoot Bag x2</p><p></p><p></p><p>* <strong>Food-based Royalty</strong> Prestige Class taken from <a href="http://www.thelegames.com" target="_blank"><em>Unorthodox Food Monsters</em></a> by TheLe Games</p><p>** Like all food-based-monsters, CON is replaced by CAL (calories)</p><p>*** Estimated values because The Burger King has never spoken</p><p>**** Because you know you'd follow his flame-broiled highness to farkin' HELL</p><p></p><p></p><p>A classic figure of modern "magical realism" fiction, The Burger King is a Jungian archetype sprung fully-formed from the collective unconscious, a hungry hero for a hungry age.</p><p></p><p>The Burger King rules through stealth and intimidation. The boundaries of his kingdom are shrouded in mystery. You may be his subject and not even know it. Travelers may cross his borders with no warning beyond the slight smell of burning beef.</p><p></p><p>The Burger King can be used as a patron of the PCs, showing up unexpectedly and silently offering sustenance and political intrigue. As an enemy, he is a Machiavellian figure, putting a friendly even beguiling face on his insidious plans-within-plans.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ShdowDmon, post: 3539375, member: 52359"] [b]Giants in the Earth 2007: The Burger King[/b] [imager]http://www.geocities.com/shdowdmon/bk-jesus.jpg[/imager] [size=5]THE BURGER KING[/size] [i]"..."[/i] Pal 8 / Brd 20 / FbR 10* Lawful Good STR 12 DEX 16 CAL 4512 ** INT 14 *** WIS 26 *** CHA 32 **** BAB +18, FRY +2251, REF +3, WILL +8 FEATS Cleave, Combat Reflexes, Enormous Carnival Head (FbR prestige class waives Enormous Plastic Head prerequisite), Extra Turning, Leadership, Power Attack, Silent Spell CLASS ABILITIES Bardic Inspiration (The King's got your back), Bardic Fascination (save DC +6 due to Enormous Carnival Head), Edible, Noble Title, Prima Nocta, First Taste Is With the Eyes SKILLS Diplomacy +8, Hide +18, Intimidate +23, Listen +12, Hear -8, Move Silently +18, Spot -4 EQUIPMENT Circlet of Charisma +4 (crown, already included in stats), Masterwork Dagger, Royal Vestments (as noble outfit, PHB p 131), Tanglefoot Bag x2 * [b]Food-based Royalty[/b] Prestige Class taken from [url=www.thelegames.com][i]Unorthodox Food Monsters[/i][/url] by TheLe Games ** Like all food-based-monsters, CON is replaced by CAL (calories) *** Estimated values because The Burger King has never spoken **** Because you know you'd follow his flame-broiled highness to farkin' HELL A classic figure of modern "magical realism" fiction, The Burger King is a Jungian archetype sprung fully-formed from the collective unconscious, a hungry hero for a hungry age. The Burger King rules through stealth and intimidation. The boundaries of his kingdom are shrouded in mystery. You may be his subject and not even know it. Travelers may cross his borders with no warning beyond the slight smell of burning beef. The Burger King can be used as a patron of the PCs, showing up unexpectedly and silently offering sustenance and political intrigue. As an enemy, he is a Machiavellian figure, putting a friendly even beguiling face on his insidious plans-within-plans. [/QUOTE]
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