Wish all The Gencon EnWorlders Unwell!

[Scribble]

So I'm jealous of all the fellow board members that get to be at Gencon. So I think we should all wish bad things upon them. (In a fun way not in a really mean way.)

For instance, as I said on Facebook, I hope they all forgot their lucky d20s and roll only 1's the entire con!

What other terrible things can we wish upon them?

 

[drothgery]

So I'm jealous of all the fellow board members that get to be at Gencon. So I think we should all wish bad things upon them. (In a fun way not in a really mean way.)

For instance, as I said on Facebook, I hope they all forgot their lucky d20s and roll only 1's the entire con!

What other terrible things can we wish upon them?

(since no one in my gaming group is at GenCon...)

They can show up at vendor booths just after the product they want to buy sells out.

The elevator door can close on them just in time to prevent a meeting with a gaming celebrity or a smoking hot booth babe.

 

[Crothian]

So I think we should all wish bad things upon them.

And to think, I was going to buy you something.....

 

[Rechan]

May all their booth babes be half orcs.

 

[darjr]

May they meet their game designer hero who tells them all about their character.

 

[coyote6]

And to think, I was going to buy you something.....

Hey, if you're buying stuff (Eclipse Phase) for us poor folk in Gen Con withdrawal (Eclipse Phase), then a thousand blessings upon you! May your dice roll only the numbers favored by you at that moment (don't want to stick you with 20s in a roll-under game or anything). (Eclipse Phase)

All the rest of you, bah! May you be at the dealer's hall, it be 95 (degrees Fahrenheit and humidity) outside, and your next game in 10 minutes, at Union Station!

(Okay, maybe not really. That's not a fate I'd wish on anyone. Still.)

 

[kitsune9]

So I'm jealous of all the fellow board members that get to be at Gencon. So I think we should all wish bad things upon them. (In a fun way not in a really mean way.)

For instance, as I said on Facebook, I hope they all forgot their lucky d20s and roll only 1's the entire con!

What other terrible things can we wish upon them?

May the only ads you see at Gencon are the Evony ads.

 

[fba827]

May all the maguffins (sp?) blow up in your PC's face and the princesses you rescue kick you in the nads!

 

[Dragonhelm]

May they all be so distracted by the Chainmail Bikini Girl at the Troll Lord Games booth that they forget to go to the 4th Edition Extravaganza and miss out on what the 2010 setting is!

Wait, I'm not so certain this is a bad thing...

 

[Rechan]

the Chainmail Bikini Girl at the Troll Lord Games booth

Pics or it didn't happen.