Would you support your cats smoking habit?

Whisper-Kitten · Thursday at 3:15 AM

Say that you walk in on your cat puffing away, he puts the cig down and says to you "Fred, -he calls you this because he has that decided all humans are called Fred- things are good here. You give me clean water, good food, a nice red beam to amuse myself with, and a solid square box to drop my chocolate treats for the dog in. But you know what would make life tops, Fred? I mean just aces? A nice pack of Virginia slims every day. And I mean you can afford it. The wife has a nice rock on her finger, kids have those idiot boxes they always walking around looking at, tripping over me in the process I might add, and you have that nice posh car out there that you really dont need at your age. Don't I deserve it, Fred? I let you dress me up in ridiculous clothes with no complaint all the time for gods sake. And if you dont buy them then who knows what might happen. Maybe I yowl in your ear all night long. Maybe I lay on your face and smother you while you sleep. Maybe I hack a hairball in your bowl of cheerios. Who can say. Do the right thing here, Fred. BTW, the wife is dating the Gardner. Thats a freebie for you.

Zardnaar · Thursday at 3:34 AM

I dont support anyone's smoking habit.

Putting particles (any pot and vapes included) into your lungs probably not the best idea. And that whole cancer thing.

When I rule the world I'll ban that and social media under the threat of deportation to somewhere really crappy (Vorkuta, Norilisk, Blackpool, California)and being force fed British food or my cooking. Bwa ha ha.

Byrd · Thursday at 3:37 AM

Whisper-Kitten said:
Say that you walk in on your cat puffing away, he puts the cig down and says to you "Fred, -he calls you this because he has that decided all humans are called Fred- things are good here. You give me clean water, good food, a nice red beam to amuse myself with, and a solid square box to drop my chocolate treats for the dog in. But you know what would make life tops, Fred? I mean just aces? A nice pack of Virginia slims every day. And I mean you can afford it. The wife has a nice rock on her finger, kids have those idiot boxes they always walking around looking at, tripping over me in the process I might add, and you have that nice posh car out there that you really dont need at your age. Don't I deserve it, Fred? I let you dress me up in ridiculous clothes with no complaint all the time for gods sake. And if you dont buy them then who knows what might happen. Maybe I yowl in your ear all night long. Maybe I lay on your face and smother you while you sleep. Maybe I hack a hairball in your bowl of cheerios. Who can say. Do the right thing here, Fred. BTW, the wife is dating the Gardner. Thats a freebie for you.

"Goddamnit Donut!"

Wolfram stout · Thursday at 3:42 AM

I for one welcome our new Cat overlords. [Keeper of 4 rescue cats].

Whisper-Kitten · Thursday at 3:45 AM

Zardnaar said:
I dont support anyone's smoking habit.

Putting particles (any pot and vapes included) into your lungs probably not the best idea. And that whole cancer thing.

When I ruke the world ill ban that snd social media under the threat of deportation to somewhere really crappy (Vorkuta, Norilisk, Blackpool, California)and being force feed British food or my cooking. Bwa ha ha.

How about you cooking British food?

Zardnaar · Thursday at 3:46 AM

Whisper-Kitten said:
How about you cooking British food?

Even I'm not that cruel.

MNblockhead · Thursday at 5:37 AM

Depends, it he an indoor cat or outdoor cat?

Benjamin Olson · Thursday at 6:58 AM

Absurd. Virginia slims?

Cats would clearly be pipe smokers. Perhaps a few would favor hookah, perhaps even cigar. But something one sits and contemplates with, not the quick on-the-go fix of a cigarette.

R_J_K75 · Thursday at 7:05 AM

Benjamin Olson said:
Cats would clearly be pipe smokers. Perhaps a few would favor hookah, perhaps even cigar. But something one sits and contemplates with, not the quick on-the-go fix of a cigarette.

So its a Rakshasa