Would your cat make a good Emperor?

[Whisper-Kitten]

I mean they clearly have got the laying on soft pillows thing down pat. Which is probaly what 98 percent of the job? Outside of that though, if your cat were crowned the new Augustus how do you think they would fair in their ruling of the world?

 

[Aeson]

I would be the power behind the throne of course. My cat's first decree will be that drivers of noisy smelly cars, trucks, or motorcycles will be put to death on the spot. Noisy meaning radios, engines, exhaust, or tires. Smelly meaning weed or exhaust.
Second decree will be naps are now mandatory. People will be less cranky if they got more sleep.

 

[VashVet]

I mean they clearly have got the laying on soft pillows thing down pat. Which is probaly what 98 percent of the job? Outside of that though, if your cat were crowned the new Augustus how do you think they would fair in their ruling of the world?

Probably somewhere behind Nero and Caligula.

 

[cranberry]

Nah, my cat is too chill to be emperor.

 

[DrunkonDuty]

They couldn't do worse than the people currently running the show.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Well, she definitely could have fiddled…

 

[Zardnaar]

They couldn't do worse than the people currently running the show.

Mine would do nothing, crap in his litter box and wake you up at 4-6am.

Erm Dexter for president!!!!

 

[pukunui]

We already refer to this cat as the Empress:

 

[Tonguez]

I'd rather take my chances with Caligula than with the average cat, you do know that if they were slightly larger we'd all be the prey in the Most Dangerous Game

 

[DrunkonDuty]

If my cats were tiger sized I'd be perfectly safe. You on the other hand would want to start running.