Your ever wake up with your cats....

[Umbran]

Our cats love to sleep with people and are good company. One sometimes pesters rarely for food, but he’s the sort who’ll make tentative pestering about their 6 pm meal around 3. Or 2. Or 11 am. Or while eating breakfast.

"Highly food motivated..."

 

[Morrus]

I don't understand why people let animals sleep in the bed with them. I'm a light sleeper. I would wake up with every twitch.

Some people are not you, and are not light sleepers.

 

[Autumnal]

"Highly food motivated..."

He’s the reason we can’t use an autofeeder. He gobbles everything in sight for him. And for his sister, too. We got those feeders that can be keyed to a cat ID chip.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I’ve seen vids of cats with auto feeders who turn into furry chaos missiles when they hear it trigger.

My cats never did the butt to face thing. However, the female would occasionally try to smother me awake with 13lbs of Maine Coon fluffery by lying across my face.

 

[Tonguez]

I don't understand why people let animals sleep in the bed with them. I'm a light sleeper. I would wake up with every twitch. If I had children they wouldn't sleep in the bed with me either. You can tough it out in your own room during the thunderstorm. Bad dream? You ain't see nothing. I've punched things in my sleep. I don't want to have to explain the kid's black eye.

I still remember the day my father rang the talkback radio station and asked "what do you do if there are four kids, a cat and two dogs in your bed in the morning" - it was hillarious

as a father myself I got use to having the kids in the bed, and feet in my face, but I always made a point of chasing the dog outside. We did have a baby goat that my wife decided could sleep in our bed though - admittedly it was cute

 

[Aeson]

I still remember the day my father rang the talkback radio station and asked "what do you do if there are four kids, a cat and two dogs in your bed in the morning" - it was hillarious

It's called The Aristocrats.

as a father myself I got use to having the kids in the bed, and feet in my face, but I always made a point of chasing the dog outside. We did have a baby goat that my wife decided could sleep in our bed though - admittedly it was cute

Did you at least have indoor plumbing?

 

[Jeremy E Grenemyer]

I have avoided this fate so far. There is still time…

 

[Lupher]

They only put their butts in my face when I'm awake. They respect bed time

 

[DrunkonDuty]

Of course. I've also woken up (just last night in fact) when my nuts get jumped on.