Mind Flayer Haikus

Krug

Newshound

• Apr 27, 2003

• #1

Come on now.. you know you want it..

 

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Felon

First Post

• Apr 27, 2003

• #2

I hate half-orc brains.
They make me constipated.
Elves soothe the colon.

 

Last edited: Apr 27, 2003

Piratecat

Sesquipedalian

• Apr 27, 2003

• #3

Forget cheese popcorn
I'll sell salty wizard brains
and call THAT "SmartFood"!

 

Last edited: Apr 27, 2003

Piratecat

Sesquipedalian

• Apr 27, 2003

• #4

When I eat too fast
I bite my own tentacle
I taste like sushi.

 

Last edited: Apr 27, 2003

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Felon

First Post

• Apr 27, 2003

• #5

[Edit] Wow, those are good. I bow to your expertise.

 

Last edited: Apr 27, 2003

Piratecat

Sesquipedalian

• Apr 27, 2003

• #6

Thanks - pre-coffee counting is hard.

Classic conundrum:
Easy extraction technique?
Use a twisty straw.

 

Mark Chance

Boingy! Boingy!

• Apr 27, 2003

• #7

Tentacles wiggle
Into tight orifices
Extracting brains - SQUELCH!

In tight black leather
Mauve flesh glistens horribly.
Call the fashion cops!

My mind is blasted!
Helpless, I watch it draw near!
The Underdark sucks!

 

Last edited: Apr 27, 2003

Oni

First Post

• Apr 27, 2003

• #8

taste of grey matter
screams fill the air, then silence
what was his is mine

 

alsih2o

First Post

• Apr 27, 2003

• #9

corpus collasum
and just a small dash of gin
that's my martini

 

alsih2o

First Post

• Apr 27, 2003

• #10

really smart wizards
like a dish of caviar
brute brains are bitter