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Blog Post 42: Buy this Great Product NOW!
Posted 23rd June 2009 at 06:07 AM by MichaelSomething
Updated 16th September 2009 at 10:43 AM by MichaelSomething
Updated 16th September 2009 at 10:43 AM by MichaelSomething
MichaelSomething's Blog is proud to announce its latest and greatest venture yet, MichaelSomething’s RPG Lobbying Service (MSRPGLS)! This new and unique service will promote and advance the ideas that our clients believe should guide the RPG world (for a modest fee, of course!)!
Is there a certain race you just don’t want in D&D? MSRPGLS will work to elimate it! Want to preserve/save your favorite campaign world? MSRPGLS will promote it like the coming of the next edition! Feel that a class is overpowered? MSRPGLS will arm the Nerf guns! Have problems with an RPG’s art direction? MSRPGLS will point them in the right direction! Whatever the problem, MSRPGLS has the solution!
What is lobbying you may ask? Why, it’s a wonderful process where concerned groups of citizens seek to inform decision makers on how to best serve the groups they are responsible for. These concerned groups appoint people called “lobbyists” to inform the decision makers on the best methods possible to serve their needs. Lobbying has been used successfully in many political establishments for many years in order to ensure those governments deliver the type of programs and systems that are desired by the groups the lobbyists represent. Consider it a form of communication between the RPG audience and the RPG creators. If there’s one thing you can never have enough of, it’s communication!
MSRPGLS will employ the latest in lobbying techniques to ensure that your ideas are heard! We'll help develop your ideological platform so it becomes the rock solid foundation of the RPG you play! MSRPGLS will use targetted advertisements to ensure that your message reaches the most receptive audience possible. We will work hard to establish grass-roots support for your ideas. MSRPGLS can also employ classic lobbying stragties to ensure those who design RPGs are "encouraged" to see things your way! We here at MSRPGLS will use the full suit of lobbying tools to promote your RPG ideas!
MSRPGLS may appear to be too expensive for today’s cash-strapped RPG player but it’s the most cost-effective option you have when the RPG you play doesn’t fit with your ideals. Homebrewing and third-party products may appear to be the solution but are anything but so. The quality of such material is questionable at best. When you don’t use material from the official company, you’re taking a shot in the dark. For all you know, the material you could be using is all a giant bag of suckage. It’s just impossible to tell. Assuming you do manage to find the needle in the third-party haystack, will your playgroup accept it? Not every group may accept the material you wish to include in the game. Are you willing to take the chance that they might not? You might also be considering the option of simply not playing an RPG you don’t like and go off to find a new RPG that caters to your taste. That carries financial and emotional costs that many RPG players simply can not withstand. Are you willing to leave your current RPG just like that? An RPG game that you invested a good deal of your time and money on? It is worth it to lose that relationship and all of that history you developed? Breaking up with a favorite RPG can be a very traumatic experience. I don’t even want to mention all of the costs and stress related to learning/mastering/getting a group to play a new, unknown RPG. Compared to those cost, MSRPGLS is practically a steal.
Contact MSRPGLS today! Operators are standing by! Mention the fact that you heard of us through Enworld and we’ll apply a ten percent discount off our lobbying fee! MSRPGLS: Where we work for YOU!
Is there a certain race you just don’t want in D&D? MSRPGLS will work to elimate it! Want to preserve/save your favorite campaign world? MSRPGLS will promote it like the coming of the next edition! Feel that a class is overpowered? MSRPGLS will arm the Nerf guns! Have problems with an RPG’s art direction? MSRPGLS will point them in the right direction! Whatever the problem, MSRPGLS has the solution!
What is lobbying you may ask? Why, it’s a wonderful process where concerned groups of citizens seek to inform decision makers on how to best serve the groups they are responsible for. These concerned groups appoint people called “lobbyists” to inform the decision makers on the best methods possible to serve their needs. Lobbying has been used successfully in many political establishments for many years in order to ensure those governments deliver the type of programs and systems that are desired by the groups the lobbyists represent. Consider it a form of communication between the RPG audience and the RPG creators. If there’s one thing you can never have enough of, it’s communication!
MSRPGLS will employ the latest in lobbying techniques to ensure that your ideas are heard! We'll help develop your ideological platform so it becomes the rock solid foundation of the RPG you play! MSRPGLS will use targetted advertisements to ensure that your message reaches the most receptive audience possible. We will work hard to establish grass-roots support for your ideas. MSRPGLS can also employ classic lobbying stragties to ensure those who design RPGs are "encouraged" to see things your way! We here at MSRPGLS will use the full suit of lobbying tools to promote your RPG ideas!
MSRPGLS may appear to be too expensive for today’s cash-strapped RPG player but it’s the most cost-effective option you have when the RPG you play doesn’t fit with your ideals. Homebrewing and third-party products may appear to be the solution but are anything but so. The quality of such material is questionable at best. When you don’t use material from the official company, you’re taking a shot in the dark. For all you know, the material you could be using is all a giant bag of suckage. It’s just impossible to tell. Assuming you do manage to find the needle in the third-party haystack, will your playgroup accept it? Not every group may accept the material you wish to include in the game. Are you willing to take the chance that they might not? You might also be considering the option of simply not playing an RPG you don’t like and go off to find a new RPG that caters to your taste. That carries financial and emotional costs that many RPG players simply can not withstand. Are you willing to leave your current RPG just like that? An RPG game that you invested a good deal of your time and money on? It is worth it to lose that relationship and all of that history you developed? Breaking up with a favorite RPG can be a very traumatic experience. I don’t even want to mention all of the costs and stress related to learning/mastering/getting a group to play a new, unknown RPG. Compared to those cost, MSRPGLS is practically a steal.
Contact MSRPGLS today! Operators are standing by! Mention the fact that you heard of us through Enworld and we’ll apply a ten percent discount off our lobbying fee! MSRPGLS: Where we work for YOU!
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