[Gen Con] Paranoia (2nd Ed.) - Planet of the Clones (SAT 8AM - Noon)

[JediSoth]

(Sequel to "Soylent People are Green!" and "The Omega Clone")
Synopsis: The traitorous batch of clones known as Chuck-I-NRA are on the run. After the near-nuking of Alpha Complex, the heroic troubleshooters that have doggedly harassed Chuck-I at every turn have finally tracked his last clone down , or up, rather, to the orbiting space platform, HAL2001. While the obvious solution would be to nuke it out of orbit (it's the only way to be sure), The Computer would rather have you infiltrate the facility to bring him to justice the old-fashioned way; anything else would be a waste of resources. Of course, The Computer is right. Trust The Computer, and bring Chuck-I to justice in the most final, way possible!
Date: Saturday, August 15th, 2009
Time: 9:00 a.m. - noon (Happy-Joy Energy Pills may be provided)


Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy! Characters will be provided for up to six players to assume the role of the heroes of last year's mission, The Omega Clone, in the post-apocalyptic world of Paranoia*.

1. Armchair Warrior
2. RBB
3. LorrickAldus
4. Amy Jones
5. Kaladhan
6.
Alt 1.
Alt 2.

*Paranoia 2nd edition. All other edition are inferior**. The Computer said so. The Computer is your friend. Don't you trust the Computer?

** The Fifth edition does not exist, contrary to what you may have heard. The Computer says so. You can trust the Computer.

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