Charwoman Gene
Adventurer
It's not exactly fair to change the rules without a warning.
I think I'm done here.
Good luck to you all with your serious business.
I wish you the best in your gaming endeavours.
I leave you with a song in my heart. (Apologies to Don McLean.)
A long, long time ago,
I can still remember,
How ENWorld used to make me smile.
And I knew despite the staff
That I could make the people laugh
And maybe stop edition wars for a while.
But April '09 made them callous
With a post about a Dragonborn phallus
Sealed away in the mod forum
What would they do with this quorum?
While some remarks were kind of snide,
Making newbies hard to guide.
A decision I could not abide,
The day "Teh Funny" died.
So, bye-bye from this Charwoman guy,
Fantastic while it lasted
Now makes me want to cry
And them old grognards whom I fought with the most
Typing "This is gonna be my last post"
"This is gonna be my last post"
Were you born as a babelfish pun?
And did you create the Pantheon?
If the archive says its true.
Well I thought it was kind of neat,
When Eric got his face on Tiger Beat.
But now those days are long behind.
When darkness threatened our forum space,
Morrus stepped in, no time did waste.
And we were saved its true.
But now its too late for you.
There we were, just going strong
Then The Rouse showed up and before too long
A new edition came which some thought wrong
That's why "teh Funny" died
So, bye-bye from this EnWorld guy,
Fantastic while it lasted
Now makes me want to cry
And them old grognards whom I fought with the most
Typing "This is gonna be my last post"
"This is gonna be my last post"
Then came Pathfinder and other stuff
And we still argued 'crunch vs. fluff'
And I thought we might have it made
But we got hit with edition wars
And it wasn't long at all before
People whined about how other people played
In the end, the mood grew dark
Because some people had enough of snark
A lot of folks were jokin'
But now the mods have spoken.
The witty stuff I love the most.
Is gone for good from every post.
The board's as dry as plain white toast.
The day "Teh Funny" died.
So, bye-bye from this Charwoman guy,
Fantastic while it lasted
Now makes me want to cry
And them old grognards whom I fought with the most
Typing "This is gonna be my last post"
"This is gonna be my last post"
I am sayin' bye-bye from this Charwoman guy,
Fantastic while it lasted
Now makes me want to cry
And them old grognards whom I fought with the most
Typing "This is gonna be my last post"
"This is gonna be my last post"
I think I'm done here.
Good luck to you all with your serious business.
I wish you the best in your gaming endeavours.
I leave you with a song in my heart. (Apologies to Don McLean.)
A long, long time ago,
I can still remember,
How ENWorld used to make me smile.
And I knew despite the staff
That I could make the people laugh
And maybe stop edition wars for a while.
But April '09 made them callous
With a post about a Dragonborn phallus
Sealed away in the mod forum
What would they do with this quorum?
While some remarks were kind of snide,
Making newbies hard to guide.
A decision I could not abide,
The day "Teh Funny" died.
So, bye-bye from this Charwoman guy,
Fantastic while it lasted
Now makes me want to cry
And them old grognards whom I fought with the most
Typing "This is gonna be my last post"
"This is gonna be my last post"
Were you born as a babelfish pun?
And did you create the Pantheon?
If the archive says its true.
Well I thought it was kind of neat,
When Eric got his face on Tiger Beat.
But now those days are long behind.
When darkness threatened our forum space,
Morrus stepped in, no time did waste.
And we were saved its true.
But now its too late for you.
There we were, just going strong
Then The Rouse showed up and before too long
A new edition came which some thought wrong
That's why "teh Funny" died
So, bye-bye from this EnWorld guy,
Fantastic while it lasted
Now makes me want to cry
And them old grognards whom I fought with the most
Typing "This is gonna be my last post"
"This is gonna be my last post"
Then came Pathfinder and other stuff
And we still argued 'crunch vs. fluff'
And I thought we might have it made
But we got hit with edition wars
And it wasn't long at all before
People whined about how other people played
In the end, the mood grew dark
Because some people had enough of snark
A lot of folks were jokin'
But now the mods have spoken.
The witty stuff I love the most.
Is gone for good from every post.
The board's as dry as plain white toast.
The day "Teh Funny" died.
So, bye-bye from this Charwoman guy,
Fantastic while it lasted
Now makes me want to cry
And them old grognards whom I fought with the most
Typing "This is gonna be my last post"
"This is gonna be my last post"
I am sayin' bye-bye from this Charwoman guy,
Fantastic while it lasted
Now makes me want to cry
And them old grognards whom I fought with the most
Typing "This is gonna be my last post"
"This is gonna be my last post"
