Okay. Which would you rather be . . ?

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Okay. Which would you rather be . . .


. . . a kobold with no fingers or a goblin with no teeth?
 

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Goblin... with the lifelong quest to find the mystical bloodstone teeth of the goblin king Mo-Lar.

Question - did the kobold rip out my teeth because I bit off his fingers?
 


Goblin... with the lifelong quest to find the mystical bloodstone teeth of the goblin king Mo-Lar.

Be careful - the Bloodstone teeth of Mo-Lar are nigh indistinguishible from the Dental Appliance of Kwalish, and the Incisors of Vecna.

Question - did the kobold rip out my teeth because I bit off his fingers?

More's the question, how did he rip out your teeth after you bit off his fingers? That's gotta be a story.
 


I'ma go with fingers M'Gee on this one.

Kobolds are tricky.. I'm sure I could use my trap buildin skillz to rig up some new fingers. Goblins are stupid. He'll probably die of starvation before he finds the magic teeth.

Stupid toothless goblin.
 




This sounds like the opening of an adventure. A goblin with no teeth and a kobold with no fingers meet three gray sisters who share a tooth and eye between them... while riding a horse with no name.
 

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