Dear Hollywood,
I am sure Connan is going to be awesome, unfortnutely using every movie trailer cliche to sell your film only suceeded in making me laugh and did not impress me.
I mean seriously how many screams, growls, roars, etc. can one place in a trailer "in an attempt to show the raw savegery and adrenaline pumping gratuitous nature of the piece's violent action" before you reduce the emotion you are trying to illicit into a running gag? I personally, began to laugh after seeing Conan, an eliphant, the Villianess, some bald guy with slaves, and entire group of warriors all going "Rawr!" within the span of 15 seconds.
Oh and what's up with the michel bay explosion?