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Off Topic forum currently named 'Squamous'This is the off-topic forum; please observe the no puns, politics & religion rule (use Circvs Maximvs for these topics).
and by the fact that I'm actually using that Chuck Norris book/site for my barbarian pantheon in a campaign I'm designing...
This thread is humor only, though, I don't need ideas for the campaign:
His Domains are Fists, Feet, Total Gym and Your Butt.
All spells cast by his clergy automatically gain the Force descriptor.
His favored weapon is the boot. It is also one of his holy symbols- the other is a tin star.
Typical spell:
Chuck Norris' Sleep
Enchantment (Compulsion) (Force )[Mind-Affecting]
Level: Feet 1
Components: V, S, M, DF
Casting Time: 1 round
Range: Melee
Area: One or more creatures within a 5-ft.-radius burst
Duration: 1 min./level
Saving Throw: Fort negates
Spell Resistance: No
Works as per PHB, but caster must move within 5 feet of target creatures.
Chuck Norris Sleep affects anything, including unconscious creatures, constructs, or undead creatures.
"I may be unconscious, but at least I still look good!" - - Me (at the Halfling Musketeers game GenCon '06)
On one hand, taking away their weapons is a dead giveaway that they will need them. On the other hand, by the time conflict starts the players will already have opened the rulebooks and found the parts that deal with bare-handed combat, performing disarm moves, and using improvised weapons. Players may blunder through dialog with shocking ineptitude, forget the name of the country they are in, or get confused about which side they are on, but once it comes time to roll for initiative they all turn into Sun Tzu. - Shamus Young DM of the Rings
Isn't "odd" the normal condition of the off topic forum?
My point was it was MORE odd than normal. Odd here is normalcy so anything commented as odd is truly depraved or off the wall. Not sure whether I should applaud or be appalled for them finding it and bringing it here...Aww who am I kidding? - BRAVO - AUTHOR!!!
"I may be unconscious, but at least I still look good!" - - Me (at the Halfling Musketeers game GenCon '06)
On one hand, taking away their weapons is a dead giveaway that they will need them. On the other hand, by the time conflict starts the players will already have opened the rulebooks and found the parts that deal with bare-handed combat, performing disarm moves, and using improvised weapons. Players may blunder through dialog with shocking ineptitude, forget the name of the country they are in, or get confused about which side they are on, but once it comes time to roll for initiative they all turn into Sun Tzu. - Shamus Young DM of the Rings
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