jdrakeh
Front Range Warlock
So. . .
Here's the deal: I have an old, faded, tattoo on the back of my neck that looks horrible. And I couldn't rightly think of what I should cover it up with until a friend of mine suggested this. . . "Why not cover it up with something game-related?"
So, where do you come in? Well, I've decided to open up that highly visible 4" x 6" swath of organic canvas to you! That's right -- you can pay to have somebody hold me down and emblazon your company logo on my neck and head, in glorious full-color!
Why should you do this? Well, aside from receiving tons of public representation at Colorado Springs (and Denver) area game stores, you'll also get at least one annual con appearance out of me and the novelty itself will have people on the forums talking for months (and just in case it doesn't, I'll provide pics of the process for use as a promotional aid).
And, of course, if I've publically damned your company in the past, this is a great opportunity for revenge!
From now until the end of March (03/31/07), you can submit a silent bid via email, letting me know how much you are willing to pay for such a unique opportunity. Be certain to include the words "Tattoo Bid" in the subject line of your email.
[The Small Print: The bidding is open to all RPG-related companies, not just publishers. Finally, for obvious reasons, I have set a reserve price that must be met in order to win the auction.]
[Edit: D'oh! Fixed email link!
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Here's the deal: I have an old, faded, tattoo on the back of my neck that looks horrible. And I couldn't rightly think of what I should cover it up with until a friend of mine suggested this. . . "Why not cover it up with something game-related?"
So, where do you come in? Well, I've decided to open up that highly visible 4" x 6" swath of organic canvas to you! That's right -- you can pay to have somebody hold me down and emblazon your company logo on my neck and head, in glorious full-color!
Why should you do this? Well, aside from receiving tons of public representation at Colorado Springs (and Denver) area game stores, you'll also get at least one annual con appearance out of me and the novelty itself will have people on the forums talking for months (and just in case it doesn't, I'll provide pics of the process for use as a promotional aid).
And, of course, if I've publically damned your company in the past, this is a great opportunity for revenge!

From now until the end of March (03/31/07), you can submit a silent bid via email, letting me know how much you are willing to pay for such a unique opportunity. Be certain to include the words "Tattoo Bid" in the subject line of your email.
[The Small Print: The bidding is open to all RPG-related companies, not just publishers. Finally, for obvious reasons, I have set a reserve price that must be met in order to win the auction.]
[Edit: D'oh! Fixed email link!

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