Fashion Critics,

Elegantly written note, made of fine paper, flaps in the wind for all to see

Listen, all you fashion critics, of the Realms.
We have traditions you know!

Bards wear a size to small, overly revealing tights and flowing shirts!

Knights (Paladins) have hot sticky armor and short cropped haircuts!

Rangers dress like Robin Hood!

Druids & Barbarians, wear fury, smelly, animal skins that give them rashes!

And my favorite!
The educated Priestly sorts and Arcane users....
Wear gaudy, sometimes sparkly clothing that make them look like drag queens
(Not to say they want to be....they just look it )

So stop making fun of me....It’s just the way things are!

Tyrian walks up to the notice board, carefully looking over some of the notes and frowns, spotting this one. He reads over it carefully, and then suddenly bursts out laughing.

"Buwahahaha!"

He then walks off.

Stops and reads this post...then burst out laughing. She grabs a pen and hurriedly pens.


But not all Arcane users dress as gauwdy as you do mister Blue fancy robes. Or should I say..dress as Gawdy as you do when you remember to put your clothing on!


She doesn't sign it, just walks away laughing "Agudo..your always good for a laugh durning a dark time."

Another note lays atop the first one

To the perfumed brimstone anonyms note leaver

Ill have you know that’s a vicious rumor, spread by people who know me

And on a side note....
I made a few Monks and Rogues mad for not including them soooo lol

Rogues have kinky leather cloths, stilettos shoes and whips and chains to get them through the night
Monks are flip-flop wearing, brown robe chanting, surfer fanatics

Another note appears with her last one


Agudo love, it's not rumors to spread the truth. And for the record it's not brimstone you smell....Brad set your hat on fire when you weren't looking dear.


She walks away laughing and pets little Brad's head as she does

*walks to the boards, skimming this list over, and bursts out laughing, then moves on*

Walking up the follower of Light reads the note left for him.

Ruthia

Agudo love, it's not rumors to spread the truth. And for the record it's not brimstone you smell....Brad set your hat on fire when you weren't looking dear.

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Hooooooottttttt

Lady Hoot flys over
Did you call Agudo?

Nooooo I said HOT put it out out out
After putting out his hat, he leaves this slightly singed note

Greetings once more my enlightened fans of the Realms!
I leave this pin not for all to read!
For I just could not let this reply to my “Fashion Critics” proclamation, from another cork board; be left out here...its to funny!

Karsus the Mad

I prefer crimson robes with black trimming and golden rings to match the golden glow of my eyes, with of course black eyeliner of reflection that protects me against all gaze attacks. But underneath that my corset of spell turning is of the most rare Shou silks. Then the nail polish of spell storing (each nail painted holds 1 spell of no greater than 6th level) looks absolutely stunning with its scintillating effect.

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It looks like I have earned the rath of the Fighter Union ...They want equal billing
Soooo here it is
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Listen, you fashion critics, of the Realms.
We have traditions you know!

Bards wear a size to small, overly revealing tights and flowing shirts!

Knights (Paladins) have hot sticky armor and short cropped haircuts!

Rangers dress like Robin Hood!

Druids & Barbarians, wear fury, smelly, animal skins that give them rashes!

Rogues have kinky leather cloths, stilettos shoes, with whips and chains to get them through the night

Monks are flip-flop wearing, brown robe chanting fanatics

Fighters are school bullies, who wear torn cloths, with cheep chain armor and can only put three words together
(Ug....Me Crush You!)

And my favorite!
The educated Priestly sorts and Arcane users....
Wear gaudy, sometimes sparkly clothing that make them look like drag queens
(Not to say they want to be....they just look it )

It’s just the way things are!