A Clearly Pretentious Note

Late in the day, a small hooded and cloaked man tacks this piece of parchment on the message board and slinks away. The note is covered in elaborate and spiky calligraphy, and bears an odd seal that looks much like a man crushed by a massive boot.


Let it be known that this is the word of the great Warlord, Baron Massacre Von Hackenslash!

The one named Ramsus, sometimes the Eccentric! The Warlord has determined you shall be his new advisor, as his last advisor has failed miserably and been consigned to a grievous fate far worse than you can possibly imagine.

The one named Bari! The Warlord has denied your feeble request to be his court jester, for he has discovered a wretch far more entertaining. Do not persist in your inquiries, or suffer torture far worse than you can possibly imagine.

The one who is Paragon of Celestia! Know that the Warlord has not forgotten his debt to you, and it will be paid in full, with properly evil interest (because he is a great Warlord), though with no deference whatsoever the mighty Baron acknowledges that you might be able to imagine such evil.

Those who would profane or defile this note! Fools, no one can profane or defile this note to the extent that the mighty Baron has! Indeed, the very process of penning this note is a vile ritual involving wicked depravity, the depths of which you cannot possibly imagine! He scoffs at your miserable attempts at evil, and counsels you all to become paladins.

signed with the Baron's vast contempt for you all:

Tyrian walks past the boards and frowns, spotting this message. He hmms at it as he finishes reading.

. o O(*Closed* No one can defile the note, huh? Well, we'll just have to see about that!)

And with that he walks off, clicking his fingers.

. o O(*Closed*...now where did I put that sovereign glue?)

*glances at the note and laughs brightly, shaking her head*

oO( Yet another large ego on legs, though I must admit; this one can write. Sort of.)

*wanders back to her work, chuckling softly at people in general*

*Ryth pauses and looks at this note. Then with a giggle he takes out a can of bright pink paint, dips his finger in it....and draws a BIG and BRIGHT smilie face on the note.....*


^_^

Walks up to the board and looks at the note.

So it seems there is another warlord in town.
Scribes something right onto of the original

Let it be known that this is the word of the Foolish Warlord, Baron Massacre Von Hackenslash!

The one named Ramsus, sometimes the Eccentric! The Warlord has determined you shall be his new advisor, as his last advisor Didn't give the advise I wanted and been consigned to a grievous fate far worse than you can possibly imagine A real job.

The one named Bari! The Warlord has not real taste for talent, for he has discovered a wretch far more Idioic than he is. Do not persist in your inquiries, or suffer torture far worse than you can possibly imagine I shall ignore you.

The one who is Paragon of Celestia! Know that the Warlord has forgotten his debt to you, and it will not be paid in full, without proper consideration(because he is a absent minded Warlord), though with no deference whatsoever the weakly Baron acknowledges that you might be able to imagine such evil.

Those who would profane or defile this note! Fools, no one can profane or defile this note to the extent that the Childish Baron has! Indeed, the very process of penning this note is a vile ritual involving Sloppy handwriting, the depths of which you cannot possibly imagine! He is think to become paladin.

signed with the Baron's childish ego: