grufflehead
First Post
'Etiquette, you say?' replies the Professor. 'Well, I've lived around humans for a long time, and I have to say they never cease to amaze me. Still, I think I can give you some of the finer points. Let us watch for a while and I'll try and explain anything that you find strange. In the meantime, you must be hungry after your journey - why don't you try some of that delicious ham?' he says, pointing in the direction of the platter from which another slice appears to be moving entirely of its own accord.