Iron Sky
Procedurally Generated
SIR EXSIXTEN IS NO ONES SECRATOR. AND SIR EXSIXTEN NEEDS NO SECRATOR FOR THE LORDS OF AWESOME RECORD HIS EVERY UTTERANCE IN THE BOOK OF ALL AWESOME, THERE SAVED FOR ALL TIME.
He looks at Papolstaanas. YOU SERVE THIS DAINTY VILLAIN? AND CORPORAL NONE THE LESS, A BIG ADVANCE FROM BEING INCORPOREAL.
Sir Exsixten turns back to Sharpe. SO, YOU ENSLAVE LIZARD GHOSTS AND BRING THEM TO MANIFESTATION AS REWARD FOR DOING YOUR EVIL BIDDING? SO, AS PHYSICAL VIOLENCE SEEMS TO NOT BE YOUR STRONG SUIT, YOU MUST BE A NECROMANCER! PERHAPS A WORTHY OPPONENT AFTER ALL.
THE GHOST LIZARD'S WORDS ARE FINALLY PROCESSED. SIR EXSIXTEN READIES HIMSELF FOR BATTLE, SPINNING ABOUT TO FIND THE DEMON MASQUERADING AS A LITTLE GIRL! WHAT GREATER CRIME COULD BE COMMITTED THAN CREATURES OF DARKNESS EMULATING ICONIC SYMBOLS OF CUTENESS?
Sir Exsixten spots a little girl tagging along behind her mother as they work their way down the street, levels his axe at her and booms out, HALT DEMON, SIR EXSIXTEN IS ON TO YOUR FOUL TRICKS. YOUR DISGUISE IS CLEVER, BUT SIR EXSIXTEN CAN SEE THROUGH ANY MASQUERADE. REVEAL YOURSELF!
He looks at Papolstaanas. YOU SERVE THIS DAINTY VILLAIN? AND CORPORAL NONE THE LESS, A BIG ADVANCE FROM BEING INCORPOREAL.
Sir Exsixten turns back to Sharpe. SO, YOU ENSLAVE LIZARD GHOSTS AND BRING THEM TO MANIFESTATION AS REWARD FOR DOING YOUR EVIL BIDDING? SO, AS PHYSICAL VIOLENCE SEEMS TO NOT BE YOUR STRONG SUIT, YOU MUST BE A NECROMANCER! PERHAPS A WORTHY OPPONENT AFTER ALL.
THE GHOST LIZARD'S WORDS ARE FINALLY PROCESSED. SIR EXSIXTEN READIES HIMSELF FOR BATTLE, SPINNING ABOUT TO FIND THE DEMON MASQUERADING AS A LITTLE GIRL! WHAT GREATER CRIME COULD BE COMMITTED THAN CREATURES OF DARKNESS EMULATING ICONIC SYMBOLS OF CUTENESS?
Sir Exsixten spots a little girl tagging along behind her mother as they work their way down the street, levels his axe at her and booms out, HALT DEMON, SIR EXSIXTEN IS ON TO YOUR FOUL TRICKS. YOUR DISGUISE IS CLEVER, BUT SIR EXSIXTEN CAN SEE THROUGH ANY MASQUERADE. REVEAL YOURSELF!
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