Dungeoneer
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EA has released a new, mobile version of the classic PC strategy game "Dungeon Keeper". And... it's loaded with micro-transactions. This has reviewers up in arms, to put it mildly.
Thomas Baekdal:
The Escapist:
When the first F2P games appeared on the market, I assumed that 'microtransactions' would be just that - micro. "Okay," I thought, "kicking in a few bucks to support a game you're enjoying for free seems reasonable." Except, as the video review (warning: language) below illustrates, EA would like you to buy 'gem packages' that cost more than the price of a new console game. Remember, you can get the original game in its entirety for $5.99 on GOG.
Nerd^3 video review.
Personally, I am so burnt out on free 2 play 'games' for my phone which are not in fact games and are not in fact free, that I actively look for games that I can pay for up front. Does anyone else feel this way?
Baekdal put together a web comic which I think sums it all up:
Edit: Whoops, I meant to post this in the Geek Talk forum! Mods, can you help me out??
Thomas Baekdal:
What EA has done here has nothing to do with gaming, and the same is true for pretty much all other 'free-to-play + in-app purchase' games. We don't have a mobile gaming industry anymore. We have a mobile scamming industry.There is no game here. And you know what the worst part of this is? Let me show you.
This crap is featured as one of the five top picks on the front page of Apple's app store, as an Editors' choice.
The Escapist:
As I write this review, I am waiting for one of my imps to finish mining a block that I commanded it to start digging last night. It has hours left to go. Something so simple, something that took a handful of seconds in the original Dungeon Keeper, is taking me 24 hours in the twisted mobile reimagining.
Destructoid:It started in the game's very tutorial. The grasping. The harassing. The demands for money. As I was being taught about how gems can speed up the building and excavating of dungeons, the game's narrator - a twee redesign of the once iconic Horned Reaper - openly mocked me, making fun of how "polarizing" in-app purchases were before shamelessly telling me how spending my real money will grease the wheels and get things accomplished. This is how it begun, and it only got worse from there.
Waiting is the name of the game in Dungeon Keeper -- in fact, it is the game unless you're willing to shell out for more resources and crystals. You'll excavate more areas of your base, then you'll wait. You'll wait to collect gold and stone in your appropriate mines, then tap the ore (it's not automatically collected, so you have to log in periodically). You'll queue up minions to go on a raid, then wait a bit. If you fail, you'll have to wait some more before you get enough resources to launch another attack.
Time may be the ultimate boss of Dungeon Keeper mobile, but there's a whole lot more on the microtransaction front. You can buy every type of resource, buy temporary boosts, buy long-term boosts, and pretty much everything that you could possibly want. The game will constantly remind you if this fact, as you slowly wait for everything to unfold before your eyes. It's like EA saw dollar signs after the success of Clash of Clans, and wanted to clone it in the worst way possible -- by using a respectable IP as its skin.
When the first F2P games appeared on the market, I assumed that 'microtransactions' would be just that - micro. "Okay," I thought, "kicking in a few bucks to support a game you're enjoying for free seems reasonable." Except, as the video review (warning: language) below illustrates, EA would like you to buy 'gem packages' that cost more than the price of a new console game. Remember, you can get the original game in its entirety for $5.99 on GOG.
Nerd^3 video review.
Personally, I am so burnt out on free 2 play 'games' for my phone which are not in fact games and are not in fact free, that I actively look for games that I can pay for up front. Does anyone else feel this way?
Baekdal put together a web comic which I think sums it all up:
Edit: Whoops, I meant to post this in the Geek Talk forum! Mods, can you help me out??