"I shall slay you, Morgoth!"

Kramodlog

Naked and living in a barrel

• May 21, 2014

• #1

A woman called 911 after a man sporting chain mail, a battle helmet, shield, sword and staff ran into a Portland, Ore., intersection and attacked her car.

 

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Dioltach

Legend

• May 21, 2014

• #2

Pretty delusional of him, to think he could just take on Morgoth single-handed.

 

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tomBitonti

Adventurer

• May 21, 2014

• #3

Hey, wasn't Morgoth banished, and not slain?

Thx!

TomB

 

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Olgar Shiverstone

Legend

• May 22, 2014

• #4

He'd better watch out. Ungoliant is hiding under his bunk.

 

Umbran

Mod Squad

Staff member

Supporter

• May 22, 2014

• #5

tomBitonti said:

Hey, wasn't Morgoth banished, and not slain?

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Yep. Morgoth was tossed into the void.

So, it seems the cops got this elf before he could finish the job...