The Prequels, Episodes I-III. What did you like about them?

Maxperson

Morkus from Orkus
Yeah, but to be fair the prequel jedi suck at sensing stuff. Even Yoda can't detect the sith lord attending Qui Gon's funeral no more than thirty human paces away from him.

Nah. The dark side allowed him to hide himself. It wasn't that the Jedi couldn't sense normal stuff just fine.
 

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Ovinomancer

No flips for you!
Name one thing in that large paragraph that wasn't a fact.

maxperson said:
The only reason it wasn't a "remake" is that it wasn't called a remake. Otherwise it was A New Hope all over again.

That's an opinion.

Most of the rest was just you ignoring things that weren't the same and exaggerating the things that were similar. It wasn't a remake. Remakes tell the same story. This told a different story, with many of the same pieces. Hence a homage (at worst). It's not even a reboot, as it keeps everything that's gone before (and, in fact, bases it's larger plot on those events).

Seriously, when you have characters from the original movies included as themselves, with their backstory 100% intact, it's really hard to call it a remake of an earlier film. I get the need to express nerdrage, but lets have some perspective.
 

Tonguez

A suffusion of yellow
It did not help that the same (college-age?) Padme who befriended the cute little kid then proceeds to get a crush on his teenaged self. Either there is a missing 'background comment' about Naboo-eans being gifted with extended life spans, or she has horrible taste in boyfriends (10 years her junior). It would have helped the story if Anakin had gotten enmeshed with somebody equally young and inexperienced as he.

Padme is supposed to be 13 years old when elected to the throne, according to the book.

She's supposed to be 23 in Attack of the Clones, when she is a Senator.

yeah theres only a 5 yeah age-gap, in Phantom Menace he's 9 and she's 14. So if Padme is 23 in Attack of the Clones then Anakin is 18/19 - which is pretty much meh as an age gap, he just likes his ladies mature...
 

Maxperson

Morkus from Orkus
That's an opinion.

Most of the rest was just you ignoring things that weren't the same and exaggerating the things that were similar. It wasn't a remake. Remakes tell the same story. This told a different story, with many of the same pieces. Hence a homage (at worst). It's not even a reboot, as it keeps everything that's gone before (and, in fact, bases it's larger plot on those events).

I said "Name one thing in that large paragraph that wasn't a fact." The second little paragraph wasn't included.

Those facts in the main paragraph show beyond a doubt that it was a "remake." When 95%+ of the story is identical to another movie. It's a remake. You can cover your eyes and yell lalalalala all you like, but it's not going to make Episode VII a new movie. Hell, Scrooged changed more about the Scrooge story than Episode VII did the A New Hope story.

Seriously, when you have characters from the original movies included as themselves, with their backstory 100% intact, it's really hard to call it a remake of an earlier film.

Not really. There were a very, very few scenes outside of the standard A New Hope scenes. When you do a remake, you change some things. The inclusion of those older characters is nothing more than a slight change to the story. Slight changes =/= a new movie.
 

Ovinomancer

No flips for you!
I said "Name one thing in that large paragraph that wasn't a fact." The second little paragraph wasn't included.
Your point?
Those facts in the main paragraph show beyond a doubt that it was a "remake." When 95%+ of the story is identical to another movie. It's a remake. You can cover your eyes and yell lalalalala all you like, but it's not going to make Episode VII a new movie. Hell, Scrooged changed more about the Scrooge story than Episode VII did the A New Hope story.

Let's see...

Fine, I'll fisk it.
Lucia Skywalker, sorry Rei Solo is sent to a desert planet as a child and raised there near a bunch of scavengers.
The first two things here, the names, are opinion. There's zero fact in your choice of appellation. Secondly, none of this is a retread of ANH except the desert planet and being sent there as a child. Rei has a vastly different childhood than Luke.
She comes across a droid fleeing the Empire, sorry the First Order and carrying plans that the Rebellion, sorry the Resistance needs desperately.
The 1st Order needs them as well. This is different as well, as both sides are racing to the same place, whereas in ANH, the Rebels are trying to get the plans and the Empire is trying to recover them.

With the droid she meets Finn Solo, the reluctant hero and escaped with him from the the desert planet on the Millennium Falcon.
You totally ignored all of Finn's story here, which is entirely unique. Also the bit where they had to fight their way off, which is, again, very different from ANH where they just hid and ran.
She has to escape the Empire, sorry First Order, but ends up captured and Finn Solo comes to her rescue.
Finn Solo is an opinion. You also ignore that Rei isn't remotely at all like Leia. Also, Rei does a good job of escaping on her own, so it's very much NOT like the rescue scene in ANH.

She meets Darth Vader, sorry Darth Ren who serves the emperor who appeared by hologram....again.
The Emperor never appears to Vader in ANH.

Also, almost everyone in the movie meets Ren, very much unlike Vader who only ever met Obi-wan.

"Darth Ren" is almost surely related to her somehow. Rei, I am your brother/cousin!

Complete opinion.

There are a few scenes out of order. The cantina scene happens after they leave the desert planet, but hey, nothing is perfect.

The cantina scene is also very different. It's not menacing like in ANH, it's a welcoming place where the heroes find assistance.

Meanwhile, the Empire, sorry the First Order uses the Death Star, sorry Death Planet to destroy Alderaan, sorry an entire system. Then it turns the Death Star, sorry Death Planet against the Rebellion, sorry Resistance. In a desperate bid to stay alive, an x-wing attack is launched at the Death Planet and the hot shot pilot even has a trench run at the small hole at the end to destroy the thing.
Yup, those happened, but so did a bunch of other things you left out. Like the lightsaber fight between Finn and Rei and Kylo -- something that has no equal in ANH (or any other original trilogy movie, as there are exactly three lightsaber duels in all three movies).

So, yeah, opinion and exaggeration alongside purposefully ignoring the glaring differences. Did the movie borrow a bunch of stage dressing and even plot elements? Yes, it clearly did. That doesn't a remake make.


Not really. There were a very, very few scenes outside of the standard A New Hope scenes. When you do a remake, you change some things. The inclusion of those older characters is nothing more than a slight change to the story. Slight changes =/= a new movie.
Huh, so Han's interactions weren't very different from ANH, so long as he's Han it's the same movie? Dude, I can't even.
 

Maxperson

Morkus from Orkus
Your point?

The point was, if you're going to quote something, pay attention to what you quote so you don't get it so incredibly wrong.

The first two things here, the names, are opinion. There's zero fact in your choice of appellation. Secondly, none of this is a retread of ANH except the desert planet and being sent there as a child. Rei has a vastly different childhood than Luke.

Wrong. You probably saw some alternate reality A New Hope. The one I saw show Luke's childhood, just like this one didn't show Rei's. They both went as children and we saw both as young adults. They are equivalent characters in the story. You are also factually wrong that those two things are the "only" retread of A New Hope. Reluctant hero helping Rei off the planet = re-tread. Acquiring a droid containing valuable plans to the "rebellion" = re-tread. Scavengers wanting the droid = re-tread. The "empire" coming to look for the droid = re-tread.

The 1st Order needs them as well. This is different as well, as both sides are racing to the same place, whereas in ANH, the Rebels are trying to get the plans and the Empire is trying to recover them.

Same difference. Slight changes don't prevent it from being a remake. That's what remakes are all about. Making slight changes to a story to tell the same story with a slightly different twist.

You totally ignored all of Finn's story here, which is entirely unique. Also the bit where they had to fight their way off, which is, again, very different from ANH where they just hid and ran.

Finn's "unique" story is irrelevant. He's the reluctant hero with feelings for another protagonist. Hell, he even left her behind and then came back...................just like Han Solo. His "uniqueness" is just more of that slightly different twist you see with remakes.

Finn Solo is an opinion. You also ignore that Rei isn't remotely at all like Leia. Also, Rei does a good job of escaping on her own, so it's very much NOT like the rescue scene in ANH.

LOL Finn Solo was just to show what the equivalent character is in A New Hope.

The Emperor never appears to Vader in ANH.

Okay. You got me on one thing. You're still being willfully blind to the virtually copy of A New Hope that the movie really is.

Also, almost everyone in the movie meets Ren, very much unlike Vader who only ever met Obi-wan.

Funny. I remember Vader meeting Leia.

The cantina scene is also very different. It's not menacing like in ANH, it's a welcoming place where the heroes find assistance.

All of these "differences" you bring up prove one thing. You don't understand what a remake is. It's not an identical clone of the original movie, in case you wanted to know.

Yup, those happened, but so did a bunch of other things you left out. Like the lightsaber fight between Finn and Rei and Kylo -- something that has no equal in ANH (or any other original trilogy movie, as there are exactly three lightsaber duels in all three movies).

I didn't say the remake was identical. Remakes have some differences. They always do. They're still remakes.
 



Ovinomancer

No flips for you!
The point was, if you're going to quote something, pay attention to what you quote so you don't get it so incredibly wrong.



Wrong. You probably saw some alternate reality A New Hope. The one I saw show Luke's childhood, just like this one didn't show Rei's. They both went as children and we saw both as young adults. They are equivalent characters in the story. You are also factually wrong that those two things are the "only" retread of A New Hope. Reluctant hero helping Rei off the planet = re-tread. Acquiring a droid containing valuable plans to the "rebellion" = re-tread. Scavengers wanting the droid = re-tread. The "empire" coming to look for the droid = re-tread.



Same difference. Slight changes don't prevent it from being a remake. That's what remakes are all about. Making slight changes to a story to tell the same story with a slightly different twist.



Finn's "unique" story is irrelevant. He's the reluctant hero with feelings for another protagonist. Hell, he even left her behind and then came back...................just like Han Solo. His "uniqueness" is just more of that slightly different twist you see with remakes.



LOL Finn Solo was just to show what the equivalent character is in A New Hope.



Okay. You got me on one thing. You're still being willfully blind to the virtually copy of A New Hope that the movie really is.



Funny. I remember Vader meeting Leia.



All of these "differences" you bring up prove one thing. You don't understand what a remake is. It's not an identical clone of the original movie, in case you wanted to know.



I didn't say the remake was identical. Remakes have some differences. They always do. They're still remakes.

Yup, and that's your opinion. You quote 'facts' but they're really your interpretations and assumptions. You've chosen to highlight things that support your argument while dismissing everything else as minor changes that don't affect your opinion. That's a nice opinion, but you thinking it doesn't make it fact.

TFA has it's own story elements. It tells a similar, but ultimately different story. It doesn't overwrite or ignore the previous stories it borrows from, and instead weaves those original stories into it's own via callbacks and borrowing plot elements. It's a classic example of myth building, including having the same story cycles and references. This is, again, classic storytelling examples -- by grounding the new adventures so firmly in the trappings of the known stories, they get immediate buy-in and understanding of the material, and can now move in a new direction after making sure that everyone knows this is in the same world as the original. For it to be a remake, it couldn't do any of that -- it would have to be a retelling of the original story which it's clearly not, even if it borrows many of the older stories clothes.
 


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