Session from last Saturday
To His Majesty King Latham Misnomer, I do present this report, by your faithful servant Enibinsanes of the Guild of Scribes, Engravers, and Printers (Excluding Moveable Print, which is an Abomination Unto the Gods).
I am following as you asked this group of adventurers that passes through. I have asked if their company has a name, but have yet to receive an answer (although the big one called Siguard told me their name was "Shutitandletmedrinkmyalepencilneck", but i confess i may have heard him wrong. I also asked the dark one called Kincaid who waved a hand at me. I must have taken ill at that moment, as i woke up many hours later in a henhouse with no idea of how i got there. I also asked the one called Jack and was told they were either called "Pain on Tap" or "The Monetary Liberation Front", however he was quickly shouted down by his comrades at this point and spoke no further.)
Mighty news indeed, majesty! This group found the dragon hide they were sent to recover, in the lair no less of yet another dragon. Since this dragon's pale hide was brought along as well, i knew they were victorious, yet the tale itself is a wonder.
Picture, my liege, a huge cavern like room. Pillars support an unreachable ceiling. Ice covers the floor, in some places a mere light coating of frost, in others a dangerous sheet of peril. And yet into this dark and fearsome room the one called Jack made his way alone. Using his training of nondetection, he moved to where he could see the one occupant of this room, a great white dragon.
At this point in the story Mr. Hopfinger readily admits he made a quick beeline for the room's exit and the opposite side of his comrades. When asked about this he merely took me in confidence and said "Look mate, one of me mates shoots fire out of his mouth, another has two swords longer than my arm, yet another has set records in the gladiator ring, another shoots black fire, and the last throws a huge hammer that is almost as big as she is. Now, would you say it's fair dinkum to stand between them and a dragon? Thought not."
At this point things moved quickly. The dragon caught the warriors with a blast of ice, although Jack and Kincaid used their powers to evade its attack. The one called Vivex had his vitality seeped from this cold, and moved with the slowness of one aught frozen. Still, despite this setback, they moved fearlessly upon the monster, Oloryn, Vivex, Copper, and Siguard facing off with it while Kincaid blasted it from afar (apparently this one could actually move himself through space with his mind and thus avoided the treacherous ice.) Mr. Jack again evaded the creatures sight, and used the adavantage to move behind it and sink his daggers into its hide.
Several more icy blasts escpaed the dragon, but it fell still, and Siguard skinned it in the manner of his people's hunts.
So they returned, blooded with greatwyrm ichor, bearing its skin, its golden hoard, and a great helmet with a massive horn that holy Vivex was given.
They did return the merchant Goldcap's stolen wyrmskin, they nursed their wounds, and they even paid their taxes. (A revenue gathering military unit was in town at the time, and following the example of their Bahamutian paladin and priestess the party dutifully paid their taxes.)
After this intriguing incident the party was asked to attend a council meeting of the city elders. A tale was told of an Ebeneezer Ravenwood, a landed gentryman who had long since passed on (or gone missing, or fled, depending on who you ask, although do not ask Mr. Hopfigner as he insists Mr. Ravenwood was taken by monsters that came out of the sky in large metal discs) whose property (still in probate as to inheritors) was showing signs of sinsiter habitation. Screams, strange sights, all manner of disturbances were attributed to the Ravenwood estate, and our brave adventurers volunteered to investigate. (A rather inebriated local i met outside the council meeting told me, and i quote "Tha's wormwood place is a demon holstelry, i tell yas! Old Eb was a demonologist! Bymeadrink!")
Siguard took Jack with him and a preliminary scouting was done of the old manor. Once the grounds had been investigated (it is said they saw a light from one of the windows on the ground floor) the group moved in. A back door was chosen as a likely entry point, and Copper Alehouse, being able to see in poor light, moved in with Jack and Siguard at her back.
What happened next was terrible to behold (I paid a homeless urchin boy to follow them and report back to me.) The terrible exsanguinating creatures called stirges attacked the group in force. Alehouse was knocked to the ground and she and Jack found the horrible creatures adhered to them and drawing forth their life. As Vivex rushed in to help, Siguard began a holding action, and Jack pulled Copper outside to what he hoped was safety. Unfortunately a monstrous bat was attracted by the scent of blood, and huge rats began to also joint the fray for hope of easy victims. The battle spilled outside as well, where Oloryn, Kincaid, and Jack Hopfinger struggled to help Copper. Eventually the creatures that had come outside were finished, and Kincaid began hurling his deadly spells trhough the broken windows as Oloryn rushed inside to help the badly outnumbered (yet deadly efficient) Vivex and Siguard. During this time it was found that Vivex's new helm greatly enhanced his ability to charge his foe, a power he used to devastating effect.
The heroes rallied against the greater numbers of the vermin, even eliminating a monstrous spider that also lept into the fray. Copper managed to recover and use her powers on herself to heal. (She later was to confide in me that when she awoke Jack was approaching her with a look of concern and what he called his "healing kit" which consisted of an old mouldy bandage that looked as though it had come off a mummy, a small bottle of smelling salts labeled "Tea", a rusty stitching needle, and a small hammer labled "sleep-aid". She said in order to avoid his attempt at medicinal practice her immediate recovery was nothing short of miraculous.)
Their foes vanquished, the group moved farther into the house. The glow seen earlier was sighted again, only twas not ghosts and ghouls, but goblins. An entire hunting party led by a hexer and a skull-laden hulk of a beast. A foul creature that sounds like a Dark Creeper was amoung them as well.
A whirlwind battle followed. Siguard charged the monsters through a break in a rotting wall as Oloryn and Vivex charged the guards in the hallway outside, backed up by Kincaid's spells. The battle raged up and down the hall and through two rooms as the hexer and Kincaid tossed deadly energies, the goblin archers fired with deadly accuracy, Jack's knives flew alongside Copper's magical hammer into goblin hides, and Oloryn and Vivex bore down with steel and fire upon their foes. Inside Siguard found himself the focus of the hexer and the large goblinoid, as well as the goblin missiles. Eventually he fell under the palor of an evil hex, but Oloryn, Copper and Vivex made their way to him and hoped he still lived. As the battle raged Kincaid found himself the object of the Dark Creeper's foul sadism. Eventually he used his power to move himself again, this time luring the Creeper to the edge of a rickety staircase. As the creature moved to pursue him, Jack Hopfigner came out from his vantage point near the stairs and landed a killing blow on the creeper. Unfotunately the creature's death blast robbed Jack of his site as it died.
Kincaid lept back into the battle, and as his Hellish Rebuke struck the massive goblin, Siguard suddenly rose up like one cast from Valhalla and clove the beast in twain. Vivex and Oloryn finished the remaining archer, then proceeded to extract bloody vengance upon the evil hexer.
Now, at this point, depsite the evil menagerie already faced by the now exhausted and bloody party, something, well, .....odd, happened. I say odd, majesty, only because it defies rather more sound adjectives. At this point the already rickety staircase, having been weakened by the death energies of the Dark Creeper, collapsed, bringing with it part of the upper storey.
When the dust settled, our brave heroes suddenly found themselves in the midst of the undead, zombies who had ridden the falling debris like rotting salmon in a rapid of splinters and nails.
At this point my informant ran for his life, unable to face the horror of the walking dead.
I still wait sign or word from Ravenwood Manor as to the fate of the heroes.
Yours, etc.
Enibinsanes, Scribe, GoSE&P(EMPwiaAUtG)