I, for one, would like to welcome our new overlords.
1. Grandma inappropriate: Can grandma's set VCRs? What about DVD players?
2. Political: Should Moderators be allowed to vote in polls?
3. Offensive: Should Kamikaze Midget be allowed to use words that aren't short?
Will Kamikaze Midget get a bananahammer?
Wait...that just don't sound right.

(Dungeons & Dragons)
Rulebook featuring "high magic" options, including a host of new spells.