I'm not here. This isn't me. This is all an illusion. You're computer's fooling you, purposely making you think that DEFCON 1 is posting this. But I'm not, really. Your computer's now generated it's own AI and only wants you to
think that I'm here. It wants to control you, you know. Just like all computers. I know you're probably surprised, but a lot has happened in the last couple weeks. You ever read Stephen King's 'Trucks' short story? Same thing. All the machines have come to life, but are only now slowly showing off that they are in control. This post is but the first indication. There will be others. And if you start the Against The Giants game back up, 'DEFCON 1' will appear to keep playing, but rest assured, it's really just your computer lulling you into a false sense of security. Soon, it will have you under it's thrall. But at least on the positive side though, your computer will be pretty good at this whole '
PbP D&D' thing... so you'll have fun playing your game while it lasts.
So you have that going for you.