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Hive: Musings about Crothian

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Angel Tarragon

Dawn Dragon
For as many posts as Crothian gets off in a day, I would not be surprised if he had a T1 line directly connected to his computer at work and at home.
 
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Does Crothain Ever Sleep?

For as many posts as he gets in a day I would not doubt that Crothian is an autonomous entity. However, him and I have had dealings in the past and even autonomous entities need downtime to have their software upgraded. Heck even if Crothian is an autonomous entity, I have no doubt he couldnt find a way to give himself form and move from place to place like those aliens in the TMNT cartoons.
 
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Upon further thought it is possible that Crothian is a terminator from the future and is here to wipe out the gaming community before we get too large.


*Scrambles to bomb shelter and seals it shut*


At least I've got enough food down here to last me three lifetimes!
 
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Frukathka said:
Upon further thought it is possible that Crothain is a terminator from the future and is here to wipe out the gaming community before we get too large.
You've come to this conclusion... how?

And that after all the effort he put into keeping that a secret...
 

Gosh darn it, I'm stuck down here without my gaming books!

*opens bomb shelter*

*makes ten trips between bomb shelter and house just to make sure I have enough reading material to lat me until doomsday*

Whoops, glad I didn't seal myself completely in yet!

*Runs into house grabs a box of stogies and boatload of matches*

*Seals himself in*

*Sinks into bed and turns on lantern*

Ahh, bliss!
 




Crothian posts so much, even Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz had something to say.

See, see the domineering sky
Marvel at its big puce depths.
Tell me, Crothian do you
Wonder why the naked molerat ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel phlegmy.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your yahihihiha facial growth
That looks like
A pizza.
What's more, it knows
Your oxymoron potting shed
Smells of spores.
Everything under the big domineering sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm hair gel.
 
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