Dumbest thing in th BoVD: The Tarrasque-touched Template

Kai Lord

Hero

• Oct 9, 2002

• #1

Okay, the art looked pretty cool, but isn't WOTC going a little overboard with the crossbreed races? How the heck does that thing mate with a human? And only ECL+6? Give me a break.

 

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Dragongirl

First Post

• Oct 9, 2002

• #2

Tarrasque-touched Template?? Joking right?

 

BOZ

Creature Cataloguer

• Oct 9, 2002

• #3

on the next episode of "touched by a tarrasque"...

 

Kai Lord

Hero

• Oct 9, 2002

• #4

Not a joke. Its in the "Upping the ante" section of running an evil campaign. Favored class is fighter.

 

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Shard O'Glase

First Post

• Oct 9, 2002

• #5

You mock it now but my 1/2 tarrasque,1/2 dragon. 1/2 orc barbarian/ranger/fighter/ninja/assasin will rule the world I say, rule the world. Mwahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahah

 

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Simplicity

Explorer

• Oct 9, 2002

• #6

I gotta admit, that does sound REALLY dumb...
Is that why the tiny guys in the terrasque picture
were running? Because the terrasque was getting
frisky?

 

Kai Lord

Hero

• Oct 9, 2002

• #7

Simplicity said:

I gotta admit, that does sound REALLY dumb...
Is that why the tiny guys in the terrasque picture
were running? Because the terrasque was getting
frisky?

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According to the sidebar on p. 94, only the most vile and powerful humanoid wizards mate with tarrasques, and they do so to get the Sadomasochism feat for free. Their offspring are not always killed, and some of them are good. It even said that Tarrasque-touched bards are not unheard of!

 

Dragongirl

First Post

• Oct 9, 2002

• #8

How would the Tarrasque even feel it? I mean a human wizard...well so small comparred.....don't think the Tarrasque has much enjoyment out of it.

And yes I know it is not the size that counts, but COME ON, a human and a Tarrasque.....

 

MerakSpielman

First Post

• Oct 9, 2002

• #9

Dragongirl said:

How would the Tarrasque even feel it? I mean a human wizard...well so small comparred.....don't think the Tarrasque has much enjoyment out of it.

And yes I know it is not the size that counts, but COME ON, a human and a Tarrasque.....

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What did you think the ENLARGE spell was really designed for?

 

Dragongirl

First Post

• Oct 9, 2002

• #10

MerakSpielman said:

What did you think the ENLARGE spell was really designed for?

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Hmmm...the possibilities....the posibilities.......