GravyFingerz
Gravymancer
I am all for empowering women and women's power and stuff. And sometimes, we just need to laugh at ourselves. I find the grip that women have over men to be pure comedy, and I try to make obvious that women have the advantage (contrary to certain religious texts). With that in mind (and the fact that this is for giggles - any use in your M&M or d20 game is at your own risk), I give you this new feat.
Destructive PMS [General]
You are very scary when in is that special time.
Prerequisite: Player and character must both be female.
Benefit: During a 4-day period (specified by the player) each month, the character may take an attack of opportunity for any reason, as many as she wants.
Also, during this time, a character with Destructive PMS never provokes an attack of opportunity for anything she does.
During this 4-day period, the character may enter a bloodthirsty rage whenever she wants without spending an action point. While raging, the character receives a +10 bonus to her Strength score, +5 bonus on her Fortitude and Will saving throws, +5 bonus on all Intimidate checks, and damage reduction 5.
The character can rage for a number of rounds equal to 5 + her Constitution modifier, and she can end the rage prematurely if she wishes. When the character’s rage ends, she is fatigued for 1 minute. Entering a rage does not count as an action, but the character can only rage on her action.
Special: Your body gives off a special scent that acts as an aura of warning to all those within 30 feet. Anyone within the aura may make an Intelligence check against DC 5 to notice the aura and know that you have this feat.
We feel the need to illustrate the power of this feat. Take for example; Suzie has Destructive PMS. John walks up to her, waves, and says, "Hi, my name is John. What is your name?" and pauses for a response. John just provoked 12 attacks of opportunity.
John walks up to her: 1 AoO
Waves: 1 AoO
"Hi": 1 AoO
"My": 1 AoO
"Name: 1 AoO
"Is": 1 AoO
"John.": 1 AoO
"What": 1 AoO
"Is": 1 AoO
"Your": 1 AoO
"Name?": 1 AoO
and pauses: 1 AoO
Note, that you can only get one attack of opportunity for each incident. You can only get 1 attack of opportunity for someone breating during a round. Therefore, it doesn't matter how many breaths they take, you only get one attack of opportunity. Assuming John is breathing during that round, Suzie gets one more attack of opportunity.
Note, even if John decided to hold his breath, he would provoke an attack of opportunity for that as well.
Finally, you can get an attack of opportunity for someone just existing. So all said and done, John provokes 14 attacks of opportunity.
That's not counting an attack of opportunity for just being male. By this time, John is curled in to a fetal position, totally unconscious, probably wishing he had tried hitting on Cindy.
Note, with this ability, a woman can get a ridiculous number of attacks of opportunity. As a Mall Master, you can assume that it is just one attack that deals an incredible amount of damage. Make one attack roll, and then roll the damage dice equal to how many attacks of opporunity taken.
Destructive PMS [General]
You are very scary when in is that special time.
Prerequisite: Player and character must both be female.
Benefit: During a 4-day period (specified by the player) each month, the character may take an attack of opportunity for any reason, as many as she wants.
Also, during this time, a character with Destructive PMS never provokes an attack of opportunity for anything she does.
During this 4-day period, the character may enter a bloodthirsty rage whenever she wants without spending an action point. While raging, the character receives a +10 bonus to her Strength score, +5 bonus on her Fortitude and Will saving throws, +5 bonus on all Intimidate checks, and damage reduction 5.
The character can rage for a number of rounds equal to 5 + her Constitution modifier, and she can end the rage prematurely if she wishes. When the character’s rage ends, she is fatigued for 1 minute. Entering a rage does not count as an action, but the character can only rage on her action.
Special: Your body gives off a special scent that acts as an aura of warning to all those within 30 feet. Anyone within the aura may make an Intelligence check against DC 5 to notice the aura and know that you have this feat.
We feel the need to illustrate the power of this feat. Take for example; Suzie has Destructive PMS. John walks up to her, waves, and says, "Hi, my name is John. What is your name?" and pauses for a response. John just provoked 12 attacks of opportunity.
John walks up to her: 1 AoO
Waves: 1 AoO
"Hi": 1 AoO
"My": 1 AoO
"Name: 1 AoO
"Is": 1 AoO
"John.": 1 AoO
"What": 1 AoO
"Is": 1 AoO
"Your": 1 AoO
"Name?": 1 AoO
and pauses: 1 AoO
Note, that you can only get one attack of opportunity for each incident. You can only get 1 attack of opportunity for someone breating during a round. Therefore, it doesn't matter how many breaths they take, you only get one attack of opportunity. Assuming John is breathing during that round, Suzie gets one more attack of opportunity.
Note, even if John decided to hold his breath, he would provoke an attack of opportunity for that as well.
Finally, you can get an attack of opportunity for someone just existing. So all said and done, John provokes 14 attacks of opportunity.
That's not counting an attack of opportunity for just being male. By this time, John is curled in to a fetal position, totally unconscious, probably wishing he had tried hitting on Cindy.
Note, with this ability, a woman can get a ridiculous number of attacks of opportunity. As a Mall Master, you can assume that it is just one attack that deals an incredible amount of damage. Make one attack roll, and then roll the damage dice equal to how many attacks of opporunity taken.
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