Myth-o's Cereal

Little Janey: Daddy, look what a cultist on the street gave me!

Daddy: Now Janey, what have I told you about accepting gifts from strange cultists?

Little Janey: But daddy, he gave me a new breakfast cereal that brings the unimaginable horrors of the Cthulhu mythos to my breakfast table.

Daddy: Really now?

Little Janey: Yes, it's called Myth-o's. It's got blue Cthulhu's, red Nyarlathotep's, and yellow Hastur's! It's all part of a mentally unbalanced breakfast.

Daddy gouges out his eyeballs and screams maniacally.

Little Janey: Silly daddy, Myth-o's are for kids ... because adults go insane and commit suicide.

PURE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....I want some too!!!

lol

Good one!

You have way too much time on your hands, but this is great!

So...strangely...hungry...
*chomp*, *chomp*
GAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I like to get all my screaming horror out of the way early in the morning. It makes the rest of the day seem like daisies!

THATS TERRIBLE, geez