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D&D 5E Survivor Cannon Fodder: Gruumsh smiles, Orcs win.


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JonnyP71

Explorer
Goblins 4
Orcs 17

Both the same according to JRR anyway....

Both irredeemably evil too, no matter what 'modern' setting writers would have you all believe.....
 






Celebrim

Legend
Ironic that orcs were led to victory by a highly organized warbands that focused fire at crucial times in the early morning, while goblins fell in large part because their fans could never agree on what to vote on - goblins, hobgoblins, or bugbears. (I voted once for each.)

You need only go back about 3 pages to see both goblins and hobgoblins at 28, with orcs at 20. Yet the orc crew managed to burn down both very quickly.

Of course, regardless of the outcome of this thread, I have the last laugh. In my homebrew orcs were killed so completely they were excised from existence. Orcs to me served no good purpose. At 1HD they were slightly too rough for starting characters, but did not have any longevity to be interesting villains in the long run. As soon as I realized that in canon, goblins, hobgoblins, and bugbears were different racial groups of the same species, orcs went out as useless. Bugbears at 3+1 HD and strength bonuses had staying power that orcs lacked. Hobgoblins made better armies than orcs. Goblins were sneakier, and with worgs had better cavalry.

Personally, I was hoping for a run off between goblins and gnolls - which for me are the two archetypal fodder. Orcs don't even scream 'D&D' to me outside of the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon. To me, orcs scream 'Lord of the Rings', 'Warhammer Fantasy', or 'World of Warcraft' - not D&D. So now that they are the champions, where do they actually show up iconically? There are bugbears in 'Against the Giants' and in 'Temple of Elemental Evil'. There are hobgoblins in 'Dragonlance'. The first encounters in the Mystara arcade games are with goblins and gnolls. It's norkers (another goblin subspecies) at the beginning of 'The Forgotten Temple of Tharizdun'. Even in D&D ripoffs like 'Bard's Tale' its bugbears and berserkers that are the iconic fodder of that game, and Rich (appropriately IMO) focuses on goblins/hobgoblins as fodder in 'Order of the Stick'. In FR, orcs are alien interlopers - its hobgoblin armies in the Bloodstone Pass. The only place I can ever remember encountering orcs in D&D is in 'Keep on the Borderlands', but even there they just aren't as interesting as the iconically 'Bree Yark!' screaming 'hard working goblins', the hobgoblins with their armory (the first huge treasure trove you are likely to find), or the bugbears with their entrance observation post, or even the kobolds with their pit trap.
 


Celebrim

Legend
I dunno, man.

Orcs are D&D.

Are they? Where? I'm seriously asking.

Saying that you're all about the gnolls and the hobgoblins is the hipster D&D answer. "Yeah, man, I used to like Orcs before they were all mainstream, what with the World of Warcraft. I prefer to go to small clubs and see the Bree-Yark Band play banjos."

Maybe so, but that strikes me as the ad hominem answer. I never did like orcs, if only for the mechanical reasons that were artifacts of 1e that I just outlined. There was actually a Dragon magazine article on the gods of the goblins that settled me on orcs as superfluous. All I can say is that both in published modules and homebrew play, I've used (as a DM) and fought (as a PC) more gnolls and goblins than orcs. In fact, I'd say I've fought more lizardmen and kobolds than orcs as well, probably for the same artifacts of the mechanics reasons.

Tell me your orc stories. What modules did you play that made 'D&D = orcs' for you. Were you in campaigns that focused on orcs? How in the world did orcs become D&D? Am I completely spacing out to not remember all those fun times with orcs in D&D?
 
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