Dormant RPG player, slumbering like a Cthulhu born of Middlearth, one that feasted upon both dungeons and dragons (and does not even understand why that order would be strange); he tasted WarHammer, though never wielded it. Has some unfulfilled fantasies regarding light masquerade and vampires. Defeated miserably by The Witcher* by default, but still hopes they will battle one day.
*no, _not_ the Bizzarro cyber-twin.