Recent content by Cordwainer Fish

Also having an allergy fit.

Called on account of weather.

"In days of old when knights were bold and toilets weren't invented..."

Doesn't the Trapper Keeper do everything the Binder does, and have much more flavorful options?

The other day I did a git pull for the source code of the Common Lisp implementation I use, and who was right there in the code comments? Freakin' Mike, man.

She's the smartest meatbag in the franchise. R2-D2 is smarter.

Kidnapping foiled by cranial implant.

Hopefully you're at least on a weekly cadence. We're on every other week.

Cancelled for three times running.

Damning indictment of the month, and it's got a strong chance at taking the year.

From the subject line, I thought it would be a class action suit over 'somehow Palpatine came back' and wanted to know how to join the class.

According to their website, the only games that exist are the dragon game and that one card game. I have never felt the inclination to go there.

When i was going through my mother's things looking for the title to her car [1], I came across one of my first grade report cards. It had a handwritten note criticizing me for going to books to find information rather than asking someone. Today I'm a librarian and whoever wrote that note is...