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    Leif's "Revenge of the Giants" [4E] [OOC 01]

    Tyrus ready to smash.
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    DF's "Those Damn Heroes"

    [sblock=ooc]It's okay. Now he's just extra dead! And where's renau? Lost on a desert island? Or a DESSERT ISLAND?!/sblock]
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    DF's "Those Damn Heroes"

    The magic missile's pierce Mox's paper-thin flesh, sending a fine, bloody mist hanging in the air. The halfling is dead! Just waiting on renau, I believe.
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    DF's "Those Damn Heroes"

    Ulfric roars in defiance at you. He rises up and prepares to strike, but not before Mikal and Karrak have a chance to put him down permanently.
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    DF's "Those Damn Heroes"

    Houndaer's blade slices neatly into the halfling's throat, leaving Mox gurgling blood and flailing wildly. The tiny little man, barely taller than a kobold, dies facedown in the dirt. Good job, you jerk. Sorry for my brief absence, fellas. Please enjoy this KOing of an enemy a gift from your...
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    DF's "Those Damn Heroes" OOC

    Hi guys, sorry I've been off the grid for a few days. Had to move somewhat abruptly, and I've just gotten the internet running in my new place. Expect a full update in the next day or so!
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    Leif's "Revenge of the Giants" [4E] [OOC 01]

    Just to chime in on the healing issue, Tyrus was built to be pretty much self-sufficient. He has a few ways to generate THP, and is going to be fairly durable anyway - which is good, considering his abysmal defenses. Looking forward to our adventure.
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    Leif's "Revenge of the Giants" [4E] [OOC 01]

    Leif, I worry about everything. This is Tyrus' player checking in. Having looked over the great background building that you guys are doing, I'm very excited for this game. I would imagine that Tyrus is one of those "toughs" that you've hired for security. He'll be a good sport about that...
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    D&D 4E Leif's "Revenge of the Giants" [4E] [RG]

    Tyrus was born the son of a chieftain, but his life was never easy. As his people, the Children of Thunder, were slowly pushed from their ancestral lands by the incursion of the giantfolk, Tyrus’ father sent him on a mission far to the west. His journey was long and arduous; his mission...
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    Leif's "Revenge of the Giants" [4E] Recruiting

    I won't be able to dump Tyrus into the RG until tomorrow, but I promise I'll get it done!
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    DF's "Those Damn Heroes" OOC

    Ah, I get it. I think. I'm really happy you're enjoying the game. I've always wanted to run a humor-infused game, and this one is going swimmingly. And I do apologize on behalf of the English language. It can be an unwieldy thing sometimes.
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    DF's "Those Damn Heroes"

    As Sal stands towering over A'riel, she opens her eyes sleepily. "Oh, Derrick. I've missed your touch." Without bothering with any of that sappy, romantic bull excrement, Sal slips his blade into her gut, dealing her a certainly fatal wound. A single tear falls from her radiant eye...
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    DF's "Those Damn Heroes" OOC

    VV, are you asking a question? Your interrobang just blew my mind! EDIT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang
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    DF's "Those Damn Heroes" OOC

    Hey guys, thanks for being patient. The IC thread is updated. Sal got hit, Ulfric is pissed off, and A'riel fell asleep. There are some massive debuffs going around, so take advantage! Be sure to check the initiative order! I don't care in which order you post, but I'll resolve everything in...
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    DF's "Those Damn Heroes"

    Karrack's vine snakes across the floor, lashing out at Mox's puny hobbit-leg. The tines dig into his flesh and he yelps like a child getting trampled by a horse. The vine drags him across the ground, leaving him standing in the midst of you horrible brigands. Ulfric steps up toward Sal...
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