Super Pony

I have the following to say about my acceptance of new <Noun(s)>:

If it is a game I will probably sit down and play it. If it is human I will probably be weary of it. If it is a domestic animal I will probably pet it. If it is tasty I will probably eat it. If it is shiney I will probably look at it. If it is logical I will probably follow it. If it is rediculous I will probably laugh at it. If it is hurtful I will probably avoid it. If it is beautiful I will admire it. If it is interesting I will ponder it. If it is boring I will wander away from it.