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Agatha's wise words Ah Jonathan Jonathan Jonathan I remember clearly Agatha's wise words..."We're all the same height lying down"....no sorry...that was...something else...I forget what it was to do with. Can't have been terribly important. Anyway...yes Agatha's (other) wise words, "You have...

Oh joy. A life of Jonathan Farrier meets Al Gore. Ever heard of that song 'Gloomy Sunday'? :(

Truly imaginative The death of Giorgio was like a Play in itself. Act one. Excellent. Act two. Superb. Then of course the death scene. And it looked so realistic. True Karma for that tumbling little 'actor'. That's the last time he'll go friggin' in the riggin'.Can't wait for the encore.

Pixie-gibron Oh wonderful. I will cast off these nasty trousers and get out my tutu and I too will be a fairy. Hooray. hooray for pixies. :D And then there will be pixie-tortle, and pixie-witch, pixie-pussycat...and pixie-mental patient. And we can have tea and cakes and EVERYONE will be...

Gribron the bruised I heard that! I know plenty what's going on. And is suspenseful a word? Oh ok so it is. Anyway..."visions of unfertilised eggs on a beach?" Oh please! You want to get out more.