Recent content by VonHackenslash

Hi there. Some of you know me as the bombastic Von Hackenslash. However, I play a lot of characters, or did before life got crazy. Things are slowing down a bit, and I may be ISRPing a bit more, but rather than try to play catch-up for all the time I missed, I want to give things a fresh start...

The Baron announces his (evil) endorsement of this thread, soon to be woven into his tapestry of perfidious description-writing.

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The Baron endorses this product/service.

Another note mysteriously posted, again tacked up with vampire fangs, and written fastidiously on high quality vellum of unusual pale sheen. Cower and be properly fearful, oh residents of this mudball! The Baron is not surprised that there are some who would attempt to garner his favor, if...

A Note of Fulsome Horror Posted overtop of the various replies is a large piece of the same vellum, this time tacked into place with what are clearly fangs of some sort, recently pulled. Be pleased, for you have given the Baron Von Hackenslash great mirth in your silly little replies and the...

Another VILE NOTE This note is tacked to the board by some hunched, unnoticed figure. Some might note deranged giggling as it leaves. The note itself is made of some unusual form of vellum, very pale. The usual spiky and ornate handwriting is present. The Corrupter of All He Surveys deigns to...

No one has the slightest idea how this note got on the board... it just suddenly appeared there, dripping a tiny amount of blood from one corner. A faint tinny sound comes from the note on occasion. If listened closely to, it sounds like a very tiny person saying 'help meeee!' over and over...

The hooded and cloaked figure who posts this note limps slightly, and hunches a great deal. After posting the note, it slinks away unnoticed. This is the word of the mighty Baron Massacre Von Hackenslash! It has come to the attention of the great Warlord that some of you do not take him...

Late in the day, a small hooded and cloaked man tacks this piece of parchment on the message board and slinks away. The note is covered in elaborate and spiky calligraphy, and bears an odd seal that looks much like a man crushed by a massive boot. Let it be known that this is the word of the...