So I had this dream last night...

Mark said:

Was there irony in the dream? (Was she using "minis"?)

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As I recall she was using counters. In fact one problem seemed to be that when she would move stuff around on the battlemat these flat counters would get knocked around and then she would spend a couple minutes getting everything arranged back in place until somebody would interrupt her and say, "wasn't that demon actually at the other table there instead of next to that dragon critter?" Wait a second...

Holy crap! I just figured out what was going on! The other players were intentionally disrupting the battlemat and questioning her placement of the counters so that she would spend more time having to rearrange them! Time that she had to spend leaning forward over the table! I was sitting at a a seat right next to her so I had a bad angle on the cleavage!

So the generic Game Day participants in my dream screwed me out of a good gaming experience AND a good view of Anna-Nicole's cleavage! Sons of bit...I'll be back later. I gotta go over to the new NC Game Day thread...

nakia said:

Can I use this in my sig?

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Absolutely!

And Rel, I apologize for that: when you kept saying, "All right, give me some great cleavage!" I thought you were talking to the fighter.

Daniel

Lol

Pielorinho said:

And Rel, I apologize for that: when you kept saying, "All right, give me some great cleavage!" I thought you were talking to the fighter.

Daniel

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Honestly, Daniel, I thought you were above this sort of thing. I guess your notions of modern feminism don't extend south to Anna-Nicole's chesticles.

Rel said:

Honestly, Daniel, I thought you were above this sort of thing. I guess your notions of modern feminism don't extend south to Anna-Nicole's chesticles.

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I put on a pretty good show, but in this case, I got busted.

Daniel

As long as we're talking weirdo gaming related dreams, there's a game store I frequent that's only a small detour for me to reach on the way home from work. However, that detour takes me past a bar called "Henry the VIII: Topless Go-Go Dancers." And, I swear, the sign in front of the bar has what looks like a line-drawn copy of our own August Moderator's former avatar.

I had a dream not long ago where I was inside that bar, which was dark, dingy, and full of smoke, topless girls and badly dressed pimps all with cigars, shots of whiskey, character sheets and dice. In fact, it looked a lot like the bar-scene in the "Love is a Battlefield" video, if anyone remembers that (I do, because it's one of the DVD extras on 13 Going on 30 which I watched with my wife recently -- probably the cause of the resemblance) and I think that song may even have been playing in the background, and everyone's playing D&D.

Henry, the Moderator, was walking around with a really big cigar followed by several topless girls, just like some kind of mob boss. Of course, I don't actually know what Henry looks like, but in my dream he looked like Henry VIII (see attachment.)

I can't remember exactly what I was doing there, but I think I was going from table to table trying to find my game, but I kept getting distracted by various other things going on in the bar.

It was very surreal. As dreams often are, I suppose. But now, whenever I see a post from Henry, I picture him as a pimp-king of a strip bar in suburban Detroit with hose, big puffy doublets and a stupid cap, surrounded by topless girls covered with glitter. It's not a pretty picture.

Joshua, I can tell you, I've met Henry, and you've just described him perfectly--right down to the glitter! That's amazing!

Daniel

Rel said:

Holy crap! I just figured out what was going on! The other players were intentionally disrupting the battlemat and questioning her placement of the counters so that she would spend more time having to rearrange them! Time that she had to spend leaning forward over the table! I was sitting at a a seat right next to her so I had a bad angle on the cleavage!

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That is so funny. Who would've thought gamers were such pervs too???

Joshua Dyal said:

Of course, I don't actually know what Henry looks like, but in my dream he looked like Henry VIII

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If you want to know what Henry really looks like then check out the first pair of pics that Narfellus doctored upthread. In the second pic, the guy who is standing up at the head of the table (next to Anna-Nicole) is Henry. He's running an Arcana Unearthed game at NCGDIV if I'm not mistaken.

It's hard to see the glitter given the distance the picture is being taken from and the Talley Student Center is a no-smoking facility so he had to leave the big cigar in his backpack.

I figured JD's contribution of Henry deserved another mock-up.