City of Orussus, The Red Dragon Inn X

ethandrul

First Post

• Nov 13, 2007

• #1,731

Bison said:

"now don't be too hasty there cousin, I said her family was fabulously wealthy, and in time she may command more of that wealth, but for the time being, it is her father you would need to impress."

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Why can't anything be easy? Humph! HAsin looks sadly into his empty mug- Then signals the nearest waitress for another round
One thing I will say for the smelly northmen- they know how to brew.

I hope I get my license soon- my axe is getting itchy

 

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ethandrul

First Post

• Nov 13, 2007

• #1,732

Hasin looks mournfully into his cup- which seems to have been magically emptied. You know, the servings they give here are less then desirable- (hic). I think I feels a song coming on. Hasin stumbles off his chair- loudly clears his throat and begins to bellow out a drinking song.


OH! MAID MY CUP IS EMPTY!
COME FILL IT FOR ME PLEASE,
AND MAID NOW WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,
BRING ME BACK SOME CHEESE!
NOT THE DAINTY ELVEN KIND,
YOU KNOW IT MAKES ME SNEEEEEEEEZE!!
BRING ME BACK SOME DWARVEN BRIE-
THEN COME BOUNCE ON MY KNEE!

I ONCE HAD A NIGHT IN DUNPORT,
THE BEST NIGHT THAT I KNEW-
I SPENT IT WITH A HALFLING LASS
WHO WAS ONLY TWO FOOT TWO!

SHE DANCED FOR ME,
SWEET AS CAN BE,
AND TASTED JUST LIKE CHOCOLATE-
SHE PRANCED FOR ME
SO NAUGHTILY....
AND THEN SHE STOLE MY WALLET!

OH! MAID MY CUP IS EMPTY!
COME FILL IT FOR ME PLEASE,
AND MAID NOW WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,
BRING ME BACK SOME CHEESE!
NOT THE DAINTY ELVEN KIND,
YOU KNOW IT MAKES ME SNEEEEEEEEZE!!
BRING ME BACK SOME DWARVEN BRIE-
THEN COME BOUNCE ON MY KNEE!

 

Bison

First Post

• Nov 13, 2007

• #1,733

Droggle hums along with the tune and bangs his empty mug on the table top to the beat.
"well that was some fine singing cousin, have you ever thought of becoming a bard?"

 

ethandrul

First Post

• Nov 13, 2007

• #1,734

no.

 

Patlin

Explorer

• Nov 13, 2007

• #1,735

Ironwolf winces at the spontaneous concert.

"No Bards here today I guess. I called out for one a bit earlier."

 

Bison

First Post

• Nov 13, 2007

• #1,736

Droggle looks around at the rather unimpressed crowd assembled.

"maybe your song sounds better to dwarven ears ...
and drunk ones at that"

 

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LogicsFate

First Post

• Nov 13, 2007

• #1,737

Robichaud said:

"Who might you be?"

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Valan taps his foot to the dwarves song as he replies. Ceth! Valan Ceth, Man of Grendath. Just playing a simple game of Horde with Lokin. I see your looks and I'd like to assure you it's been like this all day. Valan grins motioning grandly to the rest of the bar.

 

ethandrul

First Post

• Nov 13, 2007

• #1,738

It makes me glad to know you cretins have an ear for true song! (hurp) I propose a song contest! original songs thought up here on the spot- the bawdier the better! the winner ...buys a round!

 

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Richard Rawen

First Post

• Nov 14, 2007

• #1,739

Richard listens to the men around him. He settles back into his chair, a slight grin on his face as he drink.
"Reminds me of my days in the legions..." he says quietly, with a look that says he is enjoying the company.

 

Lot

First Post

• Nov 14, 2007

• #1,740

Lokin seems at ease with the loud and bawdy atmosphere created by Hasin. He shakes his dice and rolls them in to the center of the table. The two and three faces come up." Grabbing his ale, he leans back in his chair and takes a deep gulp.