So I had this dream last night...

Rel

Liquid Awesome

• Feb 21, 2005

• #1

...that I was playing D&D in a game being run by...Anna-Nicole Smith. It was at a Game Day and she was a pretty bad GM. The encounter was fine I suppose (we were fighting some demons and dragon creatures in a big room with lots of tables). But she had really poor control over the group and trouble handling the initiative order. She was not dressed in a sexy or provocative way and she seemed about as smart otherwise as you'd think she would seem.

What does this mean?

Am I dying?

 

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Ferox4

First Post

• Feb 21, 2005

• #2

Rel said:

...that I was playing D&D in a game being run by...Anna-Nicole Smith. It was at a Game Day and she was a pretty bad GM. The encounter was fine I suppose (we were fighting some demons and dragon creatures in a big room with lots of tables). But she had really poor control over the group and trouble handling the initiative order. She was not dressed in a sexy or provocative way and she seemed about as smart otherwise as you'd think she would seem.

What does this mean?

Am I dying?

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LOL - Initiative can be tricky sometimes......

 

MrFilthyIke

First Post

• Feb 21, 2005

• #3

Rel said:

Am I dying?

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No, just mixing D&D with your average gamers other obsession.

(Boobies)

 

Algolei

Explorer

• Feb 21, 2005

• #4

Rel said:

What does this mean?

Am I dying?

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Yes.

Anna Nicole Smith was your DM, wasn't dressed provocatively, and you were concerned with her knowledge of the game.

It means you're getting old, Rel. Clearly sex has become less important to you than good D&D. But don't worry! Just post your email address somewhere public and a dozen companies will try to sell you Viagra. You can once again become the man you never were with Anna Nicole Smith!

Just like me.

 

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fusangite

First Post

• Feb 21, 2005

• #5

That was fabulous. I laughed until I stopped.

 

francisca

I got dice older than you.

• Feb 21, 2005

• #6

Stay away from the brown acid, man......

 

Narfellus

First Post

• Feb 21, 2005

• #7

You aren't dying until you dream about Brittany Spears running Cthulhu...

 

Evilhalfling

Adventurer

• Feb 21, 2005

• #8

The wacky Dream I had last night was so full of religious symbolism it might get removed
I was on a tropical Island and looking at an enormous burned out wooden church. The people around me were saying it was never that well built to begin with and that the architect was more enthusastic than skillful. I went climbing around on the second floor, in the dark corners where people didn't go, and found that some of the building was rotting and unsafe.
do you think this has any bases in my personal views of religion?


Im pretty sure the flattulent King Kong who showed up next, was unconnected to the previous bits. although the fact that a naturalist was chasing him, and I was chasing the naturalist in a helicopter only has relevance for the fact it was the second time I dreamed of flying above tropical islands, well since I went to Hawaii in October.

 

MrFilthyIke

First Post

• Feb 21, 2005

• #9

Algolei said:

Anna Nicole Smith was your DM, wasn't dressed provocatively, and you were concerned with her knowledge of the game.

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This is begging for a photoshop job of ANS in a renaissance outfit with dice a table of dorks.

 

nakia

First Post

• Feb 21, 2005

• #10

Rel said:

Am I dying?

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You're not dying. You just can't think of anything good to do. Now get over here and pick me up!

(Sorry, I just couldn't resist. 50 cool points to anyone who can name that movie).

And Rel, obviously you have some unresolved issues regarding the place of gaming within your life. You feel as if you must choose between sex and gaming, or perhaps just women and gaming in general. This dream represents some attempt at resolution between the two, albeit an unsatisfactory one. By blending the two you got an unsatisfactory game and little gratification of any kind.

Now tell me about your mother.

That will be $150. You can pay the receptionist on the way out.